Kobe Bryant Nike “Calfornia’s Finest” T-Shirt Contest Winners

Replacing the bear on the California State Flag with a black mamba? If you ask us, it works, and not many Californians would be opposed to it at this point after last year’s championship. We received 186 responses and sorted through all of them looking for the biggest Kobe fans and the people who would wear it best:
Winner #1: LakeShow84
Because im constantly takin heat for defending the f$%k lol
And i’d wear that shit to SCHEDULED championship parade in June.. Nah i gotta wear my all black Mamba jersey..
Shit i’d use it as a hoop shirt.. It’d be my designated hoop shirt for colder weather.. i still wear my Magic Tmac jersey for the summer days..
LakeShow84 is always defending Kobe on Dime when we praise him or don’t give him enough love. This shirt is meant to be worn on the court, and once LakeShow gets this we know he’ll reconsider wearing that outdated T-Mac jersey.
Winner #2: Zack Hess
Two reasons. One, I have a pet black mamba snake (along with 6 other pet snakes) named 81. Two, my buddy and I had a bet going the year Kobe scored 81. He had Lebron scoring the most points in a single game that season. I had Kobe. Loser had to shave the number of points in their head for that number of days. He lost. 81 on the side of his head for 81 days. Maybe I should give the shirt to him??
Besides the fact that we’re pretty sure it’s illegal to own a pet black mamba and think it’s hilarious that he named it 81, we always love a great bet. Who would score more points in a single game in 2006? Kobe or LeBron? The friend who bet on LeBron more points than Kobe when a 2006 Kobe would avoid passing the ball to Kwame Brown at any cost, is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. So when Kobe scored the second-most points in NBA history and Zach’s friend had to shave 81 in his head for 81 days, he had it coming to him. Maybe you should give him the shirt, but either way, it’s your choice.
Honorable Mentions:
#1: Anaconda
Anaconda says:
Hi,
I’m somewhat of an anaconda aficionado. I own a seven foot stud (ll) that I house in a 60 gallon tank in my mother’s basement. I also happen to be a poor, but enthusiastic, pickup basketball player.
On the courts, my nickname is “The Anaconda,” not for my pet, interests nor hobbies, but because I’m stocky, sort of lazy on defense, and because it takes me a while to digest my lunch before I play.
I would really appreciate winning the KB Black Mamba apparel, which I would wear with pride, to honor my affinity for snakes and basketball and to remind my fellow teammates that the serpent is still a force to be reckoned with. Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely sliding through zones.
Anaconda for the score.
#2: dueceduece
dueceduece says:
watup dime! first of all i STAY on this site. second of all im on my spring break and unlike some kids in college i couldnt go to europe or cancun or even cape cod. i stayed at home and used up my days applying to internships, volunteering some time at my former middle school, visiting friends at brown university, and playing nba 2k10 (im a beast..seriously). third of all, as a fan of basketball i love kobe’s game. but more importantly my newest love interest is from california and is a huge lakers fan. i would love to see her chillin on the couch watchin tv in one of my t-shirts and i think this one would be perfect! ive had your back for some time now dime and it would be cool if u could do me a solid you know lol… hit me up!!
What do you think. Did we get it right?
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April 2nd, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Sweet English says:
Lakeshow you OWE this to me. Issue resolved. Dime, you are again in my good favor.
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:36 pm
quest??? says:
congrats lake show! i have no clue who the other ppl are though
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:37 pm
quest??? says:
4got to say Fuck kobe!
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:59 pm
LakersNation says:
I built a FRIGGIN Website for the Lakers . . i can’t even get a shirt! hahahah . . congrats LakeShow84 . .
April 2nd, 2010 at 3:12 pm
jackass says:
weak dime so weak…
April 2nd, 2010 at 3:18 pm
jackass says:
cuz the question was why you deserve it and then how you were gonna wear it. and it seems you judged it solely on Kobe fans and the people who would wear it best. so weak. weakest shit you’ve ever done dime. shame…
April 2nd, 2010 at 4:56 pm
tp says:
i approve of lakeshow winning. he’s always around to defend the lakers and kobe (though sometimes he goes overboard), but he was due.
April 2nd, 2010 at 5:12 pm
weezy f says:
man fuck you dime you never get it right
April 2nd, 2010 at 5:32 pm
realist says:
good pick on lakeshow yo
April 2nd, 2010 at 5:51 pm
LakeShow84 says:
@ Sweet English
ima try to help you get the next one dawg.. Honestly when i saw the winners i thought you were on there.. you had me dying with your post..
@ Jackass and Weezy
Quit your whinings.. “Weak so weak.. i absolutely had to have that shirt.. i wanted it, i breathed it, i” yeah please shut that shit up..
@ DIME
Right on but im still going to rock the jersey lol the #1 is barely stitched anymore.. its a good swipe from just being a Magic jersey in the front lol
But right on Dime fam!! everyone have a good safe weekend!!
April 2nd, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Spliff 2 My Lou says:
No offense to Lakeshow (the only one of the 4 i know is a regular commentor) but my answer was better than both of the winners. Who else name dropped Katelyn Farber? Exactly.
April 2nd, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Luca says:
Dime tell me how my ass tastes
April 3rd, 2010 at 2:39 am
ShowKase says:
So basically, to when anything from dime you have to write a mini essay?
“Hey yo Lakeshow, I’m gonna let you finish. But Sweet English had one of the best comments of ALL TIME.” *Kanye shrug* Lol
Congrats to the winners though.
April 3rd, 2010 at 2:40 am
ShowKase says:
win*
damn vodka
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:36 am
Sweet English says:
I appreciate the love and all but my rant went down in the MVPuppets shirt post.
I didnt enter this one.
It’s hard to convince people your ‘Californias Finest’ with a british accent son.
April 3rd, 2010 at 7:23 am
smoove chips says:
congrats dude.
shyt you owe me a life debt now lol
you wuz due cuz.
April 3rd, 2010 at 11:01 am
heino skovgaard says:
i never win anything…….booo fooking hoo-
April 5th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
dueceduece says:
DAMNNN!! ok.. i have to admit that it does feel good to be recognized but after seeing the two responses that won I CANNOT BELIEVE that I wasn’t picked. its watever tho i understand that its a tough decision and shit lol.
April 5th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
dueceduece says:
actually fuck that i’m salted