Rasheed Wallace Scores On His Own Hoop
Sometimes other people can say everything you’d want to. Last night, that person was Bill Simmons: “Now I’ve seen it all. Rasheed just scored on his own basket. I swear to God. It was his best shot of the season. Just kill me.” Thanks to Ball Don’t Lie for the clip.
If you’re a Celtics fan, what do you do with ‘Sheed after the season?
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April 14th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
MARCI says:
BALL DON’T LIE!
April 14th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Gunner J. Matthews says:
A sign of things to come?
Shit happens. What can I say?
April 14th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
control says:
Boston is so old they should be the Boston Incontinence.
Can’t even beat the Bulls in a must-win game, good job guys!
Signed,
A bitter Toronto Fan
April 14th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
gweb says:
Who got the point?
April 14th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
life-p says:
Paul Pierce’s reaction is classic.
April 14th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Celts Fan says:
Perfect symbol of his whole season – he did more to help the other team than ours.
@Control – that game wasn’t a must-win for us at all. It was for them.
April 14th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Diego says:
Yeah, watched that Rasheed flub last night; it was something. I confess that on that particular play I actually felt bad for Rasheed.
But he otherwise seemed to contribute nothing last night–except missed shots. Doc should take him out of the rotation and give Shelden some minutes.
April 14th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
E NEW says:
That sums it up right there… his signing and stint with the Celtics could not have been much worse than this. When the team started hot at the beginning of the season while Glen Davis was out it was good knowing Sheed could give them a little bit off the bench upfront but this has just been awful since January.
I am dreading what the playoffs will bring…PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG
April 14th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
rangerjohn says:
as a spurs fan, i am sooooooooo glad he decided to sign with boston. looks like between sheed and dyess the spurs got the “lesser of 2 evils”
April 14th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
chris r says:
i thought it would have bounced off his hand or something and accidentally went in. wtf was that shit? he laid it up into his own net?!
April 14th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
control says:
Celts Fan
It was a must-win for Toronto
That is where my bitterness is coming from. Toronto fucked themselves up, but I’d still like to see them in the playoffs…
April 14th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
sh!tfaced says:
At least he finally showed some heart, or acted like it.
Fuckin cancer. Spurs and Orlando must be thanking their lucky stars.
April 14th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Powerslave says:
Pretty sure that’s the only basket he’s gotten in the paint this season.
April 14th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Rizwan says:
Weirdest thing I have ever seen in a basketball game! It was like he was afraid of the ball, or the ball was really hot and he had to get it out of his hands as soon as possible. Bizarre.
I hope he does step up in the playoffs otherwise, I probably wont watch a single game of the EC playoffs, until the conference finals. There will be no drama without Boston in contender form. But I think the ship has sailed on that…
April 14th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Name (required) says:
Sheed is the best. He cant do anything wrong in my book, even signing for my most hated team is ok because he got fat and is playing like shit while stealing money till he’s about 40.
i swear he must be an NBA double agent, sent to destroy the Cs from the inside.
April 14th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
snook says:
i posted this on smack! holla at ya boy lol
April 14th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
srb says:
that was an alley-oops
April 14th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
freshouttatime says:
i wonder what gaps the celts were trying to fill by bringing in sheed.
a scorer who can also pass, and perhaps bring down a few boards now and then?
maybe keeping marbury woulda been better since he showed his worth in a few games during the playoffs.
marbury though a guard, was still in shape, played relatively harder and still had a step. sheed just seems drained….
April 14th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
panchitooo says:
I USED TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL PRACTICE SUPER HIGH WITH MY FRIENDS. AND ONE DAY WE WERE RUNNING A PRESS BREAKER AND ONE OF MY TEAMMATES CAUGHT THE INBOUND PASS AT THE FREE THROW LINE TURNED TO DRIBBLE UP COURT AND THEN MADE A SICK PIVOT MOVE TOWARDS OUR BASKET AND LAYED IT IN. SO IM THINKING SHEED BE SMOKING THAT TWEED BEFORE THE GAMES
April 14th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Bizz says:
Raptors have nobody to blame but themself. They were well ahead of Chicago in the standings and then choked. Then to salvage the fact that Cleveland played LeBron vs Toronto and rested him vs Chicago which gave the Bulls life, the Raps controlled their own fate and wet the bed on Sunday. Not only did they lose, but the game wasn’t even close. Teams that deserve to be in, win the games they need to win. The Bulls, as up and down as they’ve been, have done that. The Raptors, have not. That’s all there is to it. I wore my Bulls jersey to work today, and I will wear my VC Raptors jersey to work tomorrow in celebration of the Raps wetting the bed again and the Bulls making it. F the Raptors. You make your bed, you lie in it, and when you wet it, the urine stings. Serves them right for signing Hedoo-doo and not trading their TTC turnstile Jose Calderon. He should moonlight as a crossing guard, since all he ever does is stop all traffic to allow someone to go by him to where they want to go.
April 14th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
the big fundamental says:
^^^^^ where you work you’re allowed to wear Jerseys??????
April 14th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
geoluhread says:
from the vertical view it looked like he lost grip. i expect Sheed to show up in the playoffs like Big shot bob. what i’m hoping for anyway.
April 14th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
AirKaris says:
is that someone right at the end yelling “you stink wallace!”!?
April 15th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Octopus Jonny says:
How the FUCK Sheed been passing the drug screens all these years? That is classic stoned action right there, down to the semi-bummed out “Awww duuuuudddddde” face afterwards.