Smack / May 13, 2010 / 5:03 am

So Much Wrong with LeBron

With no games on the schedule and only tonight’s Celtics/Cavs Game 6 to look forward to, LeBron James was at the center of the basketball world’s attention as everybody tried to make sense of just what the hell happened to the game’s biggest superstar when he choked in the biggest game of his season … At any time Wednesday you could have gone to any sports website, and 85% of them would’ve had LeBron as the top story. When they weren’t signing the death certificate on the King’s reign as a clutch player, they were stamping his plane ticket out of Cleveland, or playing doctor regarding LBJ’s elbow. Or it went the complete opposite direction: Excusing Game 5 as just one bad night, trying to talk Cleveland fans off the ledge that their guy isn’t going anywhere, or presuming he’ll ignore any elbow pain to drop 50 in tonight’s crucial Game 6 … After a lot of arguing (with a little yelling) in the Dime office, naturally we couldn’t come to a consensus as a team. There are only four things on which we could all agree: (1) LeBron’s bad game was more the exception than the rule; (2) It’s not going to be completely his fault is the Cavs lose this series; (3) You’ll never be able to convince a signed-and-sealed LeBron hater that it’s not completely LeBron’s fault; and (4) If the Cavs lose, the chances ‘Bron signs with another team this summer increase over whatever they were going into the playoffs … Oh, and there’s this other team that will be on the court, some dudes wearing green and white. Paul Pierce finally found his scoring rhythm in Game 5, so if he and Ray Allen are hitting again, Cleveland is in trouble. This is where Mo Williams‘ defensive shortcomings become a real problem. Mike Brown has to use some combination of Mo, LeBron, Anthony Parker, Jamario Moon and Delonte West to contain Pierce, Ray and Rajon Rondo. Mo has to be on the court to spread the floor and knock down shots, only he can’t handle any of Boston’s perimeter guys defensively … Either way, LeBron HAS TO play a good game. F*ck the elbow, f*ck the crowd, f*ck the pressure (so says Stephen Jackson), f*ck the coaching, f*ck the refs. There won’t be any leeway or excuses for LeBron if he doesn’t come through with a W … One guy who’s grateful for LeBron stealing all the headlines is Dwyane Wade. He has some serious drama in his life right now. On top of the messy divorce trial coming up later this summer, Wade’s estranged wife filed a lawsuit against his girl, Gabrielle Union, then yesterday the ex turned herself in on a warrant for no-showing a court date for the divorce. And you thought being an NBA superstar pulling down eight figures a year and waking up next to Gabby Union every morning would be the perfect life, huh? … Remember Shaheen Holloway? He was a McDonald’s All-American PG back in ’96 who starred at Seton Hall (still the school’s all-time assists leader) but was always overshadowed in the Big East during the Khalid El-Amin era. Holloway just got hired as the top assistant under new Seton Hall head coach Kevin Willard. The Pirates were .500 in the Big East last season, and have a solid foundation coming back in mad bomber Jeremy Hazell — think Wayne Ellington with a perma-green light and J.R. Smith‘s conscience — and pro prospect forward Herb Pope, each of whom pulled their name out of the Draft before the deadline … Putting together a list of the NBA’s Top 5 Poster Dunks from this season was tough, so we stuck Dime rookie Rey Jefferson with the job. Derrick Rose, Carmelo and D-Wade are among those making a cameo. Check out the list and give us your Top 5 … We’re out like excuses …

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  • LakeShow84

    Lol i was going to admit i probably view them as douches because they took that chip from us..

    Got nothing but respect for Prince and Big Ben tho.. The other 3 REALLY irked me tho..

    I remember when Kobe was droppin stupid #’s they ask Rip after they whooped us in a regular season game about it and he said some shit like,

    “well we got 5 guys who can score 30 a night”

    For reals Rip?? Big Ben can go out there and drop 30 huh?? Same with Prince?? Smug lil prick lol

    @ Dmitry

    Biggest mistake Dumars ever made was letting Coach Brown walk.. Drafts are usually hit and miss anyways.. even tho Melo did come off the College championship.. WOOPS lol

  • K Dizzle

    @ Lakeshow – please tell me you ain’t talkin about Duncan’s bs 18 ft fadeaway with Shaq all over him cuz I seen that shot about 50 times over the past couple days while lookin at Fish’s o.4 and that was no doubt the biggest shot that we don’t talk about cuz Fish put the nail in 2 minutes later, but I’m sayin that was 50% luck. That was the best defense Shaq ever played on the perimeter IN HIS LIFE lol. Stayed with Tim the whole time, feet sliding, hands up, hands up tryin to block the shot. 2 7-footers out by the 3 pt line, plyin a guard’s game. Tim threw that thing up, was on the ground before it fell thru and all I remember is the announcer sayin “How did that go in?” 50% luck (I know Ian gonna like that one lol) but don’t ever, ever, ever(Smokey voice) think I’m questionin Tim’s stones…That’d be foolish

    As for tonight’s game, as a REAL hoops fan, I’m gonna need this series to go 7. I’m gonna need the Cavs to just crush the Celts tonight. I expect the winner of this series to get WAXED by Orlando, but look at it like this. If the Celts win tonight, we don’t get ball again til Monday. If the Cavs pull it out, then either Saturday primetime Game 7 or even better, Game 7, Sunday afternoon.
    Go Cavs!!!!!!!!…….just tonight tho. I don’t care who gets Game 7…I just want one

  • dmitry of jersey

    Nah I’m pretty sure passing on a top 5 player was a worse call then letting a nomad coach go to another team… I mean, you could have had Mike Brown and Vinny Del Negro make a retarded baby and it would have coached a 2005-2009 Pistons w/ DWade team into the finals.

    i guess we can agree to disagree tho

  • LakeShow84

    @ KDizzle

    Yep thats the one lol and if you heard Tim talk about it after he didnt even see it go in lol he looked at his bench and they celebratin so thats how he knew.. Dude has trouble hittin FT’s sometimes and he nailed that shot..

  • Jay

    I find it utterly hilarious that so many Bron haters call him a jerk/douche/arrogant and then compare him to Kobe as if Kobe isn’t all of those things. People have very short and selective memories.
    1. Just this playoffs Kobe shut it down allegedly to prove a point.
    2. Against Phoenix couple of years back when he did nothing the entire 2nd half just to prove a point. It cost the Lakers the game and the series when they choked away a 3-1 lead (yes Kobe’s team choked away a 3-1 lead against the defenseless Suns)
    3. He routinely scowls, yells at and embarrasses his teammates on the court even when it’s clearly his fault.
    4. Gave himself his own nickname
    5. Allegedly raped a girl
    6. Cheated on his wife
    7. When confronted about the rape, threw Shaq under the bus claiming that he also routinely cheated.
    8. Drafted by the Charlotte Hornets straight out high school and refused to play for them, publicly demanding a trade to the L.A. Lakers
    9. Got ran off the court by the Celtics in the Finals without putting up a fight.

    Take a look at that list especially numbers 6 through 9. And that’s just off the top of my head. Now you want to compare Bron to Kobe? Seriously. You say that LeBron is entitled? What says entitled more than a 17 year kid telling the NBA franchise that drafted him that he’s not going to play for them and they better trade him to the team that he selects. Doing it publicly which eliminates the team’s leverage so that all they could get back was Vlade Divac. It’s amazing what people conveniently forget about Kobe.

  • LakeShow84

    @ JAY

    Get over it.. all that is trumped by the facy our boy has brought us 4 chips..

    Get one and holla Bron.. Thats to him and his flunkies..

    And there aint comparing.. Kobe is a winner and Lebron is a stat machine..

    Ill take the winner..

    And LMAO @ 6 and 7.. People need to get over this Kobe Lebron thing.. Its pretty wack.. Like lil pitbull puppies nippin at the heels..

    At this point arguing comparisons is comedy to us.. Our boy is a champion and your boy aint really much of shit..

    And you can make a list like that for all superstars.. Jordan included.. Dont forget Big Ben..

    LMAO..

  • dcom

    i dont get what the big deal is. kobe routinely throws up 12-30 nights and doesnt catch this kinna crap. one crappy game and everyone is ready to murder le bron. He’s leading his team is almost EVERY statistical category. wha more do you really want. I think he’s entitled to one crappy game here and there

  • control

    WHY is LeBron fucking James passing the ball to Valgina in the forth fucking quarter of one of the most important games he could have? Is he fucking retarded?

  • K Dizzle

    Lebron might go 30-20-10 tonight….Damn!..but he should not be passin to Varejoa. U hit 2 threes, u come down again and heatcheck…

  • K Dizzle

    Damn. They straight quit! Wow!

  • sh!tfaced

    Start spreading the news… NY, NY…

    You knew it was done when Sheed showed more heart than LeBron.

    Borrowing it from Austin, let LeBron the Cav “requiem” begin… going for 200+ again in the next smack…?

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