Smack / May 31, 2010 / 7:12 am

The Championship Rounds

Rajon Rondo (photo. Gary Land)

The NBA is off until Thursday, when Round 12 of Lakers vs. Celtics (Championship Edition) tips off. It’s kind of strange that as much as we’ve been trained to view this as the League’s greatest rivalry, it’s actually overwhelmingly one-sided. In the 11 times the Lake Show and Celts have met in the NBA Finals before, Boston has a 9-2 lead. So basically it’s a “rivalry” in the same way Notre Dame vs. Navy or Scott Steiner vs. Urine Test (he beats it every time) is a “rivalry” … That said, the voting has been pretty close in our DimeMag.com poll asking who will win this year’s matchup. Most would agree that L.A. has the best player in Kobe Bryant, Boston has the better starting five, L.A. has the better coach, Boston (arguably) has more momentum right now, and the benches can go either way depending on who’s hot on any given night. The Lakers have home court, but the Celtics may have a bigger chip on their shoulder from being written off for months. Who do you got? … Meanwhile, the New Orleans Hornets are reportedly already negotiating with Celtics assistant Tom Thibodeau‘s people for their head coaching vacancy. Assuming Thibodeau gets the job, watch out for Rajon Rondo vs. Chris Paul to become the most intriguing head-to-head point guard battle of the next few years (or second-place behind Deron Williams vs. Derrick Rose). Who knows every part of Rondo’s game more than Thibodeau? And if you remember, CP and Rondo already had that little spat last year when Rondo talked smack to CP for not having any rings … After LeBron (of course), Amar’e Stoudemire was the 2010 free agent getting the most attention over the weekend. Amar’e hasn’t changed his stance that he’s 50-50 on coming back to Phoenix, but said it would be “ideal” to remain with the Suns. He also said it’s “very important to have a sense of security.” So in other words, the Suns can have Amar’e if they give him a lot of years and a lot of money. If Amar’e opts out of his deal and you’re running the Suns, do you make him your top priority, or use that money to chase another big man like Chris Bosh, Carlos Boozer or Dirk Nowitzki? Reuniting Steve Nash and Dirk would be fun, but we might have to mute their national TV games because every announcer is going to beat it into our skulls that Nash and Dirk are boys … This Sasha Vujacic vs. Goran Dragic thing is headed the way of a soccer feud. Asked about his elbow-to-face flagrant foul, Vujacic said it was “great acting” by Dragic, claims Dragic pulled the family card in his trash-talking (maybe Goran just said “motherf*****” in Slovenian and Sasha misheard him), and The Machine called his rival a “low human being.” Next time they play, somebody is gonna head-butt somebody square in the chest … Congrats to Manu Ginobili, whose wife just gave birth to twin boys. When the doctor went to slap the older one, the baby started crying before contact. Then the younger one put his hands in the air and looked around the room real confused, thinking he’d been blamed for the slap … We’re out like Dragic vs. Vujacic …

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  • LakeShow84

    LMAO

    I guess we can already feel the bball layoff lol

    Lakers in 5..

  • JAY

    @#49
    Ahhhhh, one’s true colors begin to show when they are backed into a corner. “To sign off – Fuck Jay.” <–obviously written by a supremely intelligent person.

    M-Ignorance, this started of with your assumption of Manu's race. Then backed by "a doesn't his nose, bald head make it look like he's Israeli" statement. Fact is, you're ignorant. I'm sorry that you are realizing this on a basketball website. With some time, and maybe a bit of reading of Anne Frank's diary, you will heal. I believe in you.

  • JAY

    @SayItAintSo
    LMAO!! Now you’re just being PROVOCATIVE.

    I know Bobby Flay but can’t say I watched his show…. that’s the dude with the lisp, right?? Emeril was the shit.

  • M Intellect

    Funny you mention Anne Frank because you’re like the Gestapo of Dime comments…

    Dude – I fucked up and said Ginobili was Israeli. Then I made a slightly inapproporiate joke about it. So what?!

    Someone here get Kof-Jay Annan a stick and a badge so he feels important.

  • sh!tfaced

    @ Otto – yeah, ya got me bro. game 1 is yours. LOL

    LOL @ M Ignorance – so now your getting at me for laughing at JAY’s remark?

    yugolavia were the same shit back then so who gives a fuck. its not like israel is in argentina…

    and since since when did this become a political and historical bs stuff anyway?

  • JAY

    @M: “Dude – I fucked up and said Ginobili was Israeli. Then I made a slightly inapproporiate joke about it.”
    Bingo. Acknowledging the problem is step #1. You’re making great progress.

  • JAY

    @sh!tfaced: “so now your getting at me for laughing at JAY’s remark?”
    It’s funny how that worked out, isn’t it?

  • http://iamcool.com nawlage_x0719

    LOL, wow…
    DIME you guys needa set up this cat fight in the octagon or something.
    Probably be wayyy better than the Rashard Evans and Rampage fight.

  • M Intellect

    My bad Shitfaced caught in the crossfire. LOL

    Who says Bingo? And Drivel, as well? Seriously dude – You need to hop into DeLorean and get into 2010.

    Dime – Please put out a Rondo version of this site. IE. No Jay.

  • SayItAintSo

    Way too many at symbols being pumped out here…

    Can someone remind me who guarded PP in the ’08 finals? Was it Ariza? I feel like he was coming off an injury though so he had to split time with Vlad the impaler…

    If that’s the case, I think the Lakers in 6 because Vlad-Rad to Artest is quite possibly the BIGGEST positional upgrade feasible.

  • sh!tfaced

    alright. its all good then. that was fun.

    Now let’s get back to hoops and shut down the geography, politics and history here so we can stop humiliating ourselves… LMFAO!!!

  • SWAT

    @ jay yea emeril is good too. They had a “battle” one time with emeril and the big dude tht wears crocs against the president’s chef and bobby flay. Lol my girl put me on the food network and I actually find it a good time filler between no sports days.

  • star_bury

    I hope Goran finds himself a leggier Russian tennis star to date.

  • Silverselectjd

    ouch, i’m a pussy… man oh man, e-thugs are awesome!! if you care to notice, i posted my comment at number 12, followed by Jay at 13… Plus not once did i get aggressive with you, i merely asked what Hebrew and Gaza have to do with Manu.

    But since you’ve already settle for dime comment beef, i’ll settle with calling you M Dumb as Hell

  • LABaller

    @sayitaintso

    as i mentioned in my 30 page essay above haha..it was mainly vlad guarding him..ariza played a couple of the last games i believe in limited minutes and those were his only minutes in some time due to his foot injury i believe (my memory isnt too sharp on this cause i spent a majority of these finals drunk off my ass…can you blame me?)

    they also tried kobe on him which freed up allen cause sasha was trying to guard him..basically..thats why i keep saying it makes no sense comparing these finals to the 08 ones..artest is a HUGE difference here..thats what we signed him for..to play bigger 3′s like melo, PP, lefinished…those guys..

  • Silverselectjd

    …and to get back on track, Lakers in 6. Don’t sleep on Fish, he’s met Westbrook, Deron and Nash and he’s still standing.

  • That’s What’s Up

    all you posters are being Vaginalistic

    google it

  • boto

    I hope Artest’s defensive plan for Pierce includes more than just pulling his pants down this time.

  • danny

    If Celtics can take Lebron down, Kobe has no chance.

  • Three Stacks

    Celtics didn’t TAKE down Lebron, Delonte West WENT down on Lebron’s mom. Get it right. The result either way is no LBJ in the Finals.

  • JAY

    @SWAT
    I gotta admit I watch Foodnetwork too. I sometimes even check during games what the ingredient of the day is on Iron Chef.

    @silver
    He jumped on everyone. I called him ignorant and pointed out why i called him that. With what his first two posts, I believe the “ignorant” tag fits.

    @M Ignorance
    I don’t care if you tease me about the words I use. They fit in the context of my sentences.
    You can’t justify what you’ve posted here so just talk ball. Whether or not we agree or disagree, at least we can respect your basketball opinion.

  • JAY

    @ #69 Three Stacks.
    Funny how your post is at THAT number.

    I wonder if Lebron’s mom gave Delonte a Hummer too.

  • K Dizzle

    lol @ post 69. Priceless

    @ Danny – care to expand on how the Celtics beatin the Cavs has anything to do with the Lakers. I’d love to have you expand your reasoning…

    @ LABaller – you right. I totally forgot that Ariza was comin off that foot fracture in 08 and was severely limited.

  • Silverselectjd

    @Jay M Ignorance works perfectly, when you can’t win an argument with intellect, insult someone.

    @M Ignorance: as someone who has been a victim of racial stereotyping, forgive me if i didnt find your comments humorous.

  • Ian

    lol@post 32

    M “intellect”
    dude you think thats why people are bashing your comment because the jews are offended by manus floppin?? stop tryin to save face with stupid excuses like this one you got bashed because well your manu comment was well stupid.

  • rapTOr

    im feelin Jadakiss’ first part of that track! Dont know about how effective it will be in bringing lebron over though!

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Powerslave

    I pledge alliegance…
    to ya moms

  • Da Gay Baller

    FYI Manu is actually Italian but born in Argentina just like Carlos Delfino.

  • spock

    LA WILL STOP RONDO. JUST LIKE THEY STOPPPED NASH WILLIAMS AND WESTBROOK.

    Fisher has officially faced the Gauntlet

  • Simon

    If the Lakers do not win this series, Kobe should never be mentioned in the same sentence as Jordan again. I only want the Lakers to win to hear/see what Artest does after winning a chip.

  • Me

    Why do people keep talking about Artest on Pierce? He has never stopped him before. In fact he had to resort to pulling Pierce’s pants down (check Youtube) to try to stop him.

    And this was back when he was DPOY material too.

    I agree with the person who said Pierce is crafty.

  • ab_40

    if pierce can get his vs either kobe or artest which i’m sure he can and ray shoots D fish his face off this series will be over quick. the gasol KG matchup will be key this series. Oh and check for some big games out of sheed he’s gonna dunk on bynum and brag about it… a lot.

    I think it is gonna be a great series. The team which is mentaly the toughest aka the celtics will win the series in 6 or 7 games. Especialy with how the lakers have played on the road. The finals format is 2-3-2 so if they split the first two games and they pull a stinker in those three games this series is over in 5. So the players better step up in those road games. They havn’t faced a team this big and this physical in these playoffs and with the D the celtics are playing I just don’t see the lakers win 4 games vs this celtics team. Kobe will have one of the all time great series though and that greatness will cost the lakers their championship this season.

  • K Dizzle

    ” Kobe will have one of the all time great series though and that greatness will cost the lakers their championship this season.”

    wtf?!?

  • JAY

    Lol @ K Dizzle’s reaction.
    I feel you though….. wtf?!?

  • silverselectjd

    i’m with K Dizzle. What? Are you saying that if Kobe averages a triple double, that will cost the Lakers the Championship? Perhaps the Lakers would be better off if he didnt play then?

  • silverselectjd

    oh man, it looks like i agree with Jay again. I must be female genitalia again…

  • M-Intellect

    Your really cut up about that?

    2 words spring to mind. Truth. Hurts.

  • JAY

    LOL @ silver!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!
    I hope i never get caught agreeing with anyone. I don’t want to be called bad names by ignorant people.

  • RapTOr

    @numerous childish posts above:

    I think I speak for all the dime readers when I say “SHUT THE F@#! UP!”

  • Silverselectjd

    Cmon RapTOr, you can’t really say much, you came here, read ALL the comments, saw the direction it was going, and then you commented about Jadakiss. WTF are you on?

    @M Ignor…. Do i take those words collectively as a sentence or individually? Either way, you’re ignorance bores me.

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