Video / Jun 4, 2010 / 11:00 am
Kobe Bryant Ignores Chris Rock
Watching last night’s game, it was hard not to notice the Saturday Night Live Hall of Famers sitting next to the Lakers’ bench. But when Chris Rock tried to joke with Kobe from his seat, the Black Mamba gave him the iceberg shoulder in return. What’s a better courtside altercation: Chris Rock & Kobe or Benny the Bull & Jay-Z?
























June 4th, 2010 at 11:27 am
control says:
Kobe looks like he’s hypnotized or something. It’s like the CIA captured him in the off season and turned him into a Manchurian Candidate who’s only purpose is to go out there and murder people on the basketball court.
I’ve been doubting on this guy all season, but holy fuck he’s tearing shit up in these playoffs.
June 4th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Bandolero says:
Real Talk: Kobe “The Black Mamba” is playing like the nicca ‘Gutta* Biggie was talkin about… Just a ruthless-killer the NBA has ever seen… Lakers in 5.(period)
*”Dont you know my nicca gutta, fu’#ing kidnap kids(celtics), f’king ‘em in the a$$, throw ‘em over the bridge(San Frans Bridge)” hah ha
June 4th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Blue says:
IMHO I think it’s better when a player has fun with the crowd and the fans like Reggie and Spike Lee. Not that Chris Rock was against Kobe. I don’t know…giving the cold shoulder just makes him look like more of a dick than he already is.
June 4th, 2010 at 11:42 am
datdood says:
they did rob schneider dirty. they had the other four guys from “Grown ups” courtside, but i didn’t see the animal anywhere.
June 4th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
OneZero says:
I dont believe it, for a mere split second, I’m sure he glanced to Chris Rock, right? maybe it’s off camera, but if there is an evidence that he didn’t even looked, cold-blooded assassin is an understatement
June 4th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
boomshakalaka says:
I’m NOT a big Kobe supporter, or fan for that matter. But I will tell you that I have an incredible amount of respect for him. And this just makes me respect him more.
I don’t think this makes him look like a dick, this just shows how he’s 100% focused on the task at hand. Who gives a sh-t if he’s not over there joking around with Chris Rock, that would just make him look bad.
This guy is on a mission. If you think he’s an a–hole for not choppin it up with Chris Rock during the NBA Finals then you need to check yourself.
June 4th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
OneZero says:
@Blue
considering Kobe’s success on the court, and his 4th title and counting, being an ass maybe is the only excused people hate him as a basketball player.
He wants to be loved as a legendary bball player, not a bball clown.
if u want to laugh around, dont watch him play bball.
June 4th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Kermit The Washington says:
Bron or Dwight woulda been dancing and joking around with him…I’m just sayin’…dude is locked in, completely focused, and cares NOT if he looks like a jerk.
June 4th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
frmkt says:
yeah… regggie shared a joke or two with spike, dwight has a great smile and kobe is working on claiming his 5th ring… ’nuff said
June 4th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
dmitry of jersey says:
yea… i’ve been a kobe hater too but damn that mofo is hard not to like these playoffs. he is the anti-Vince Carter in that video.
June 4th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Money says:
@ blue…….. kobe was obviously just extrememly focus, he’s not no danceing idiot like lebron and dwight.. trying to have fun with the crowd but looking like clowns. Does anybody else think chris rock’s voice is kinda annoying?..
June 4th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
thedoc says:
Cold blooded assassin. No time for joking and dancing around like a clown (LBJ anyone?).
June 4th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
karizmatic says:
I don’t know on the one hand, I think it is disresepctful to not at all acknowledge a cat talking to you, but at the same time, Kobe was on his job…and he had that “I’m on my job, I don’t have time to play around with you” look on.
June 4th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
fallinup says:
He’s been locked in for the whole playoffs. Nothing but admiration should come for a player that focused. From the “I don’t give a damn about the rivalry” comments. To his total demeanor on the court. Kobe means business. And business is getting another chip. When someone is focused like that… it’s hard to hate on him.
Much respect for the Mamba. He’s as Jordan’esqe’ as it gets.
June 4th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Blue says:
@OneZero…
Jordan did more while still not being a complete ass. Like I said, it’s just my opinion. Chill
June 4th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
sh!tfaced says:
Maybe Chris Rock was saying Shaq, Colorado and Tiger Woods jokes.
June 4th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Chilirey says:
Dime needs to get the Linguistist expert in to translate what Chris Rock was trying to clown Kobe with?…classic!…
June 4th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
sh!tfaced says:
A what…? “Linguistist”??!!
You must mean a lipreading or speechreading expert.
June 4th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
control says:
Chilirey
With some of the lip play given to various people by some of the Dime people…I think they have quite a few “Linguistist experts” on the staff already.
June 4th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Thats just Kobe doin Work..
No time to play..
In one of the games with Orl/Boston Howard got on a good tear in the 4th and helped his team back into the game.. Boston calls a timeout and during the timeout Howard starts cheesin and choppin it up with the crowd.. Howard didnt score another bucket..
Gotta keep that focus.. The fans and people fillin those seats are there for entertainment.. This is a basketball players WORK.. And for some players like Kobe this is their LIFE..
Aint no time for jokes.. there is plenty of time for all that AFTER the game..
June 4th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Steve A says:
If Chris Rock is the “funniest man alive”, I hope I get shot soon.
June 4th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Blue says:
So Kobe WASN’T focused during the series with the Suns when he’s smacking Alvin Gentry on the ass?
To me, it seems a little ‘made for TV intensity’
June 4th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Soopa says:
I hate Kobe and im a Celtics fan. But i gotta admit hes head and shoulders above the rest of the league right now. Its the best ive ever seen him and he is making his case as the player of the decade to me. Damn i hate him.
June 4th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
control says:
Blue
Smacking another guy’s ass is a very cold and calculating move. Takes a cold killer instinct and plan to actually think (and then execute) that walking around copping cheap feels on other guy’s asses in front of millions of people on TV is a good move.
June 4th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
johnsacrimoni says:
Yeah, taking 3 SECONDS to be civil with someone makes you less of a basketball player.
June 4th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Bandolero says:
Phil Jackson came up to Chriss and said…{EddieMurphy/Delirious/SteveWonder Skit} “This aint funny mod’afoker… Kobe is a basketball genius”
June 4th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
james says:
@blue
Kobe smacked the opponents coach in the ass. That’s not him clowning around…thats kobe telling the coach….”nice try, but you aint stopping me from getting #5″.
By the way…LOL at your comment about Jordan not being an ass. haha. You must have not watched him that often.
June 4th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Lol haters will always be haters..
Keep it up fellas.. Just try not marry a hater woman and have hater kids lol
June 4th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Blue says:
@ james…
smacking the opposing coach’s ass is not clowning around?!?! wtf? really?
and i never said MJ wasn’t an ass…i said he wasn’t a COMPLETE ass. meaning he still knew when to have fun on the court. trust me, i know he was and is arrogant and ‘dick-like’.
June 4th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
EN FUEGO says:
Kobe must be a big Rob Schneider fan HAHAHAHAHA
June 4th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
E says:
Lets say Kobe rolls on to a Chris Rock film set and says: “hey Pooky! Yah, I remember when you were pooky the cracked out b character from new jack city, look at you now trying to win an academy award”….Do you think no one would say anything. If you came and tried to interupt me in the middle of my work day i dont think I’de b as collected and cool as Kobe.
June 5th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Joe says:
How can anyone one have respect for Kobe – that rapist piece of trash. Oh, he can shoot a ball through a hoop, so it’s okay that he cheated on his wife, raped a woman and paid her hush-money along with his wife in the form of a big diamond ring… you Kobe supporters are almost as pathetic as he is.
June 5th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Joe is an Idiot says:
Joe, the girl had sex with 3 men in 3 days.
The blood and bruising was likely caused by the repetitive encounters of assumed well-endowed men. When she turned in the underwear she was wearing while having sex with Kobe, there was a white dude’s pube in it! Only one of the men was her boyfriend which proves she is just a slut who will sleep with anyone. She couldn’t possibly turn down such a famous athlete. She even bragged about it at a party soon after.
Obviously he did cheat on his wife, but you are ignoring the truth by calling him a rapist.
June 5th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
jimmyjack says:
Two lines from Kobe’s post-rape case statement that I can’t get over:
1. “I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night…”
2. “Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter.”
Take it how you will…
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1872928
June 5th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
dennis says:
this is just sick … hes so focused
June 16th, 2010 at 1:54 am
Alan says:
In case you people didnt know and were unaware… Chris Rock dissed Kobe and called him stupid in one of his shows back in January of Course I would ignore him. All Kobe haters STFu and he didnt rape nobody. ANyone ever heard of someoen lieing to get money. That was old and the chick lied and said kobe raped her because she was looking to get money. Thats old and he’s moved forward and won the NBA Finals in 2009 and is on the track of winnign AGAin in 2010 only one game away form another championship. KObe Bryant will always be remembered as a competetor , a professional athlethe and one of the best Players to ever play in the NBA. So F** ALl You Kobe haters, Kobe will keep on winnig championships and piss in ur mouth
June 16th, 2010 at 1:58 am
Alan says:
Only losers haters and people who try to ruin Kobe’s reputation say Kobes a rapist. he’s an NBA CHampion not a rapist you Koobe haters can kiss Kobes NBA Trophies
June 18th, 2010 at 2:02 am
geodenn says:
the refs gave the rapist another championship. at least now he doesnt have to kiss his fat ass wife at half time anymore. he’s a worthless pos