Steve Nash’s New Nickname Is…

The people have spoken. After tons of official entries and lots of back and forth in the comments section of the site to give Steve Nash a new nickname, it really came down to three potential winners. The first was sh!tfaced’s entry of “Stone Cold” Steve Nash, followed by GM’s entry of “Nashional Treasure” and lastly LakeShow84‘s entry of “Stevie Wonder.”
So who won?
Steve’s new nickname is “Stone Cold” Steve Nash!
Nashional Treasure made a late push after it looked like it would be between Stevie Wonder and “Stone Cold.” Nash may have bowed out of the Playoffs earlier than a lot of people hoped, but his Duncan-induced one-eyed performance against the Spurs will be remembered for a long time. So congratulations to sh!tfaced, who will be receiving the best Steve Nash t-shirt ever produced.
What do you think? Not agree? What is the best nickname for Steve Nash?
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June 1st, 2010 at 6:49 pm
jlee9 says:
booooo. since when are we giving nicknames to players that are already taken?
June 1st, 2010 at 6:52 pm
quest??? says:
congrats! the only thing that i had a lil bit of problem is that most of them were not original.
June 1st, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Three Stacks says:
Amare looks like Mr. Potato Head.
June 1st, 2010 at 7:08 pm
jimmhumm says:
what no “stevie Franchise”? Steve “national treasure” was pretty cool. But dang, steve austin and stevie wonder are both still alive!
June 1st, 2010 at 7:18 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Congrats sh!tfaced!!!!!
June 1st, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Rocketfan2503 says:
Dude. Can I get one of those shirts? If so, can someone email me about the info or links to purchase it?
June 1st, 2010 at 7:28 pm
JBaller says:
Three Stacks says:
Amare looks like Mr. Potato Head.
That is the truth, man! Is he in Toy Story 3? Those goggles that he’s wearing don’t help either!
June 1st, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Jeremiah Togstad says:
“Stone Cold” Steve Nash is tight, but a better nickname is:
Steve “The Canadian Dude With Stringy Hair, Crooked Nose, and Broke Eyeball Who Plays Soccer In The Off-Season and Deserves 25-Percent Of Amare’s Next Deal” Nash
Then again, I’m not one for brevity.
June 1st, 2010 at 7:52 pm
haslem says:
what about Stevie THE wonder?
June 1st, 2010 at 8:00 pm
isotope says:
“‘Any given’ Steve N.”
June 1st, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Aron Phillips says:
Anyone looking to buy one, go here:
http://twoeightninetshirts.tumblr.com/
June 1st, 2010 at 8:47 pm
TomGfromCanada says:
ill stay with Kid Canada. thats what we all call him in T.O.
June 1st, 2010 at 10:41 pm
ProphetGK says:
Yeee Kid Canada, one guy to be proud of!
June 1st, 2010 at 11:21 pm
willy says:
shoot me and my brothers call him “Nashty” because he is ugly
June 2nd, 2010 at 12:32 am
Jeff says:
I still like Hair Canada
June 2nd, 2010 at 12:33 am
sh!tfaced says:
Hell yeah! Thanks, guys. my bday this month at that. Nice. Hehehe. Thanks LakeShow84, quest??? & JT…
June 2nd, 2010 at 5:27 am
davros says:
this is just gonna be like the Gooch – it will never stick
June 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 am
bsteezy3 says:
I like “Nashty” lol “Nashty” Steve Nash…lol
June 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 am
mess says:
I agree w/ #1, why would you give a nickname that’s already used by someone else to nash? If we’re going to use wrestling names, we might as well just call him “The Ultimate Warrior”, “The Undertaker”, or even “The Honkey Tonk Man.”
LAME
June 2nd, 2010 at 10:31 am
Kermit The Washington says:
A friend of mine has a 5-year-old that’s all over the place. He bounces off the walls and stuff; always running into people/things and getting banged up. We call him “ricochet”.
Perfect name for Nash.
June 2nd, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Steve A says:
Being a Steve myself, “Stevie Wonder” is about as played out a nickname you can have. Pretty sure everyone named Steve gets called that here and there. Stone Cold is taken….so unless we are talking about Dwight Howard (i.e. he steals nicknames) then that won’t work either…
June 2nd, 2010 at 6:22 pm
UncheckedAggression says:
I don’t like any of the options. My brother calls him Flowing Hair, which I guess is as good as any I’ve heard.