Smack / Jul 12, 2010 / 12:07 am

Conspiracy Theory

You knew this was coming: Once D-Wade, LeBron and Bosh essentially formed a super-squad on their own, accusations of tampering and collusion would arise. NBA owners will reportedly meet today to check it out and determine whether there was something shady going on between the three superstars — which Bosh didn’t help when he slipped up and said he and ‘Bron and Wade had been talking about a collaboration for “months.” Rules aside, though, what’s really wrong with players talking about whether they’d like to play together? Owners and GMs talk all the time about swapping players and constructing their ideal roster like it’s a fantasy league, but now the players asserted some power and it’s an issue. You can’t really control whether guys who are friends and basketball players talk to each other about basketball stuff. And one glaring problem is they’d only enforce the rule on superstars. Think about it: NOBODY would care if Mario West, C.J. Watson and Chris Wilcox talked to each other during the season and made plans to sign with the same team over the summer … LeBron responded to Cavs owner Dan Gilbert’s woman-scorned letter in the Akron Beacon-Journal: “I think it’s unfortunate that he did that. I understand that the fans are hurt and I wish it could have been a different way. But Dan and whoever his partners are have to look themselves in the mirror and understand what he may have done may have cost them in the long run.” Translation #1: If his people had put a good team around me, I’d still be in Cleveland and still be lining his pockets. Or Translation #2: Good luck getting any big-time free agents in Cleveland now that everyone sees how you really feel about players … Meanwhile, Cleveland has been talking to Qyntel Woods, who’s been out of the League for a minute. Whoever replaces LBJ at small forward is gonna be a letdown, but Q-Woods? That makes Jordan replacement Pete Myers look like Earl “The Pearl” Monroe by comparison … Don’t pencil in Miami for the Finals, though. The Pistons have agreed to a two-year deal with four-time DPOY Ben Wallace, plus they still have Rip Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince and — oh wait, this isn’t 2005. Never mind … If Jordan Farmar‘s goal is to be a starting point guard, he might have made a smart move going to the New Jersey Nets (3 years, $12 million). Devin Harris is a good bet to miss about 15-20 games every year with injuries, so Farmar can at least get some shine … The Eastern Conference champs lost one of their backup guards, as Tony Allen reached a 3-year, $10 million deal with the Grizzlies. With O.J. Mayo and Xavier Henry already at the two, minutes might be hard to come by for TA even though he’s on a worse team now. But similar to Boston, there are enough scorers in Memphis to where he only has to worry about playing D and getting the occasional transition buckets and after-whistle dunks. And maybe if he spends some time with Mike Conley, he can improve his handleDavid Lee is getting paid ($80 million), but he may not know what he’s getting into going to Golden State. Not to say there’s a curse on the franchise, but, well, No. 6 pick Ekpe Udoh has already gone down with a wrist injury that could put him out up to six months. And his replacement in the rotation will likely be Brandan Wright, who is about as durable as a cheap pinata. Good thing Anthony Randolph got out of G-State when he did, otherwise his skinny butt might have been broken in half. Now AR’s biggest problem is not getting in Eddy Curry‘s way during pre-game meal … It wasn’t as hyped or as competitive as Stephen Strasburg‘s debut, but the next D.C. sports phenom, John Wall, was impressive in his first taste of pro ball. Wall (wearing #2) put up 24 points and 8 assists in Washington’s summer league win over the Warriors, hitting 10-of-11 at the line but also committing eight turnovers. Reggie Williams scored 34 for the losers … Other Vegas stat lines: Ty Lawson put up 28 points, 7 assists and 5 steals in Denver’s win over New York; Patty Mills had 12 points, 7 boards and 9 assists, and Luke Babbitt scored 13 in Portland’s win over Houston, while Patrick Patterson had just 2 points (0-5 FG) and 7 rebounds; and Kenny Hasbrouck scored 24 in Miami’s win over New Orleans … We’re out like Pete Myers …

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  • http://facebook.com/togstadlives Jeremiah Togstad

    Oh yeah, Parker and Melo in NY – 2011. You’ve been warned.

  • http://facebook.com/togstadlives Jeremiah Togstad

    Yo Lakeshow, Kobe needed other superstars too. In fact, he’s had the best big in the League on every champsionship squad. Are you seriously comparing 2009 Shaq to 2001-03 Shaq? Are you really comparing Big Z and Varejao to Pau Gasol and Bynum? That’s weak sauce.

    It’s obvious. Every championship team now has at least two legit stars. Why you mad anyways? Your team is the two-time reigning Champs. You scared?

  • sh!tfaced

    control

    Agreed, man. Not all owners, some actually do an excellent job with their team and their respective cities…

    But damn, owners talking about the economy, cutting down, cap space, luxury tax, the cba and all that crap and then they overpay players like Veragina, E Curry, Amir Johnson, Joe Johnson, etc… Bullshit…

  • shuttles

    LakeShow, the Pistons had 5 guys better than anyone Lebron has played with in the past 5 years. You gonna tell me Mo Williams is better than Sheed, Ben Wallace in his prime, Rip, Chauncey, or Tayshaun? Please.

    And really, Lebrons needs were always addressed in Cleveland? You listed a bunch of shooters, runners, and bigs who either are mediocre or who are old. Boobie Gibson? Sasha Pavlovic? Varejao? Broken down Joe Smith? Are you joking? No one said he needed a superstar but he could have used at least one all star. He didn’t have any of those the past 4 years (I don’t count Mo Williams on account of the fact that he sucks). All he got was a team full of role players.

    “So do i dare ask if Lebron has ANY room to not win a chip this year?? i mean does this constitute as “squad” for the Lebron excuses makers?? it really really should lol”

    Yeah, he’s got a squad now. Still not better than what Kobe has, though. Gasol/Bynum/Odom/Artest > Wade/Bosh/random crap. I’ll be shocked if you lucky fucks don’t win the next couple of titles. Your team is still freaking stacked like no other.

  • http://facebook.com/togstadlives Jeremiah Togstad

    Remember a few years ago when everyone hated Kobe after he Marv Albert’d that white chick in Colorado and bitched about wanting to get traded every year? His image was in the tank. His sponsers bailed on him. Flash forward, and now everyone is slurping him off as the best in the L. If Kobe can overcome the rape allegations and the bitchassness from a few years ago, Lebron can overcome this. All he has to do is shut his mouth, stop refering to himself in the 3rd person, do a lot of charity shit, and play like the fucking beast that he is when it comes game time. He needs to become Magic and run the fucking point.

  • http://getyourishbusted.net Chicagorilla

    Until I see some of my black brothas weighing in on the LBJ situation and burning his jersy and cursing his name, i’m going to take this shit for what it is… Racism. Every where I look, I see somebody else hating on dude. but not just normal Charles Barkely Chris Webber hate. They on some KKK level type hate. It’s just basketball you inbreds. And Ohio is a football town, you never cared about BBall until Bron and Mayo showed up.

    Now on to my Bulls…I swear if ORL doens’t match the JJ Reddick offer I’m done with bball until his contract expires. Yes i know that means i’ll miss DRose We don’t have ONE single defender capable of shutting someone down. Oh…my stomach is hurting just thinking about it.

  • LakeShow84

    @ Jeremiah

    Trippin on a whole bunch of levels bruh..

    FIRST OFF.. Yes Jamison is better than Shard.. and i aint even going to break it down but your saying a 20&10 player who can go in AND out is NOT better than a career 15&5 player?? GTFOH

    SECOND OFF.. Big Z is SOLID big.. He can shoot and play with his back to the basket and is in general a big body.. so he got a leg up on 50% of all other centers.. And why everyone so quick to give praise when comparing but quick to talk shit when we praisin?? Everyone says Bynums a bum and Gasol is soft.. but when we comparin to other teams OH SHIT BYNUMS A BEAST AND GASOLS THE BEFT PF IN THE GAME.. GTFOH

    THIRD OFF.. Yes his needs were addressed.. not in one swoop like our microwave generation would like but over time they put together a good, diverse roster that could play MULTIPLE styles.. show me 3-4 other roster in the league that can change their style and still win.. GTFOH..

    FOURTH OFF.. Kobe won championships thats how he has silenced his Laker critics.. i hated dude too after that “play on Pluto” shit.. i was in the “if we get something good out of it, trade his whiny ass” boat.. but aye dude didnt disappoint.. He got his ‘weapon’ and been in the Finals ever since.. but even still it was all on Kobe.. he didnt jump teams.. he didnt make the team dump EVERYONE to take on FA’s.. he asked for something, ANYTHING to goto war with, he got it and hes delivered.. thats a tall task your all going to see if Lebron is up to..

    FIFTH OFF (lol) Duncan was better than Shaq back in the early 2000′s seeing he never had a Kobe and got his 4 rings.. oh and he didnt need a closer cuz he could hit his FT’s.. and Dwight Howard is the best big in the league nowadays followed by Duncan STILL.. Dont get it twisted Gasol is the best OFFENSIVE big in the game but total package?? ill still take Timmay for one game and Dwight Howard for all games considering what he does aint in the box score..

    @ Shuttles

    Your trippin what Tayshaun done lately?? dude still hangs on his glory days of MESHING with that 2005 squad.. How about Rip?? what was he in Washington and what has he done since?? only player who rose to prominence since then was Chauncey.. Oh yeah and how did Ben Wallace do in Chicago?? that team was in ECF for 5 years straight because they knew how to mesh their talents together and play as a unit.. PERIOD..

    take any one of those players solo (besides Billups) and they aint shit.. QUOTE ME..

  • LakeShow84

    Anyone who says Gasol is a better big man than Dwight Howard loses 10 basketball points

  • SJ

    ‘so much hate’ is the new ‘smh’ on here. Still shaking my head, though. GTFOI

  • http://www.newyorkshockexchange.com Old School Baller

    INTERPRETATION: What Dan Gilbert meant to say in his open letter to fans http://clicky.me/rSI

  • K Dizzle

    @ Marparker

    sorry but are you serious that Dallas without Dirk, Utah without DWill, OKC without Durant, Portland without Roy, Orlando without Dwight, Denver without Melo, ATL without JJ, and Chicago without Rose are playoff teams?
    Wrong!
    unfortunately for your point, 95% of leading scorers are their team’s best players and no, not anybody can shoot.

    @ Lakeshow – I like Gasol over Dwight….offensively. Shit, I’d take Marc Gasol over Dwight offensively lol

  • EGB

    best nickname for the king, flash, and cb4 in miami: miami vice.

  • http://facebook.com/togstadlives Jeremiah Togstad

    I read a couple lines from Lakeshow and had to stop. Your support for a team has blinded you. Your relentless Kobe nuthugging is hilarious! If you can’t admit that every Championship team these last 10 years hasn’t had at least two legit stars on it, then you my friend, are blinded by your imaginary bromance with Kobe.

    Are you a Raiders fan too? Same M.O. Lakers, Celtics, Pistons, Spurs, Heat – they all had at least two legit stars. And to settle the argument, both Rashard Lewis and Antwan Jamison are both finesse players who are not championship material. I’d take David Lee over either.

    By the way, I could give a fuck about either Kobe’s or Lebron’s legacies. I’m a Knicks fan unfortunately. Thier both great players, but the righteous nuthugging of either has gotta stop.

  • one and done

    Since the 89-90 season, 8 teams have had the best overall record and went on to win the championship. Having the best record doesn’t necessarily mean having the best team. Don’t forget that in the west, it’s possible that a 50 win team misses the playoffs, while in the east, a sub .500 team can make the playoffs. I’m not saying that Lebron never had any help, he was simply beat by better teams and probably went as far as he could go with Cleveland.

    By the way, i’m going to make a bold (and foolish) prediction. The Spurs will come out of the west this year. Think about it, they were the last ones to end the Lakers last streak, there’s a potential lockout on the horizon, it’s an odd year. Oh my god! the signs are everywhere.

  • Nyeme

    I agree with LakeShow…They wanted Lebron to have superstars when he clearly had capable players. Everything needed to have a succesful squad; shooters, defense, hustle, bigs, players that could create own shot. Jamison was 20 & 10 but he just wasn’t utilized right. He scores 20 without having the ball, and he has the type of game that doesn’t get old. They act like Jamison is a player that relies on athletics.

    The real problem is that Lebron had the ball in his hands entirely too much, and if he didn’t have the ball then he is pretty much ineffective. Shaq, Mo Williams, Delonte and even Jamison to an extent can score one-on-one with 3 of them capable of 20 any night. When did Ron Ron & Gasol become superstars? Gasol is more Reef than Timmym good player but he has nights where he’s ineffective too.

    Clev were favorites, should have got it done but didn’t

  • This_Will_Hurt

    Someone please sit Allen Iverson down and convince him to take a backseat role on this squad. Haslem is a big addition to keep around, he’s a big part of the heart on that team, and Brad Miller wouldn’t be a bad pickup to back up the 5. They might not win it this year, because the East is so stacked w/ a lot of solid contenders like Chicago, Boston, Orlando, maybe even New Jersey if they can regroup–I like Morrow & his game.

    Please A.I. come get this ring it’s right there in front of you.

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