Smack / Jul 14, 2010 / 12:00 am

The Gun Show

J.R. Smith (photo. Mark Mann)

Tuesday was “Bring Your Real-Life NBA Player to Summer League” Day, as J.R. Smith, O.J. Mayo and J.J. Hickson suited up for the Nuggets, Grizzlies and Cavs, respectively, for a dose of authenticity. Well, kind of. While O.J. is seriously working on his point-guard skills and J.J. is fine-tuning his game as the probable starting power forward in Cleveland, J.R. was in straight clownin’ mode. The stat line says J.R. only took five shots in 15 minutes (9 pts), but trust us: He was looking to shoot every single time he got the ball. The only time he passed was when he couldn’t find the look he wanted, and he usually called for the ball right back. Denver won in a rout, and while most of us had stopped paying attention by the time it was over, we wouldn’t have been surprised if J.R. left the gym at some point during the game … Mayo struggled again (11 pts, 3-10 FG), turning the ball over seven times versus three assists in an ugly game where Memphis only scored 67 points but still beat Milwaukee. Hickson looked good against the D-League Select squad. He had 18 points and 9 boards, but went 0-for-6 at the line. And they questioned whether Shaq could be a good influence on younger teammates … Which is more crazy: That just a couple years ago Al Jefferson was considered arguably the best low-post scorer in the NBA and now he’s being traded for a Cracker Jack box? Or that Minnesota GM David Kahn has earned a rep as arguably the worst front-office exec in the NBA in about 1/4 of the time it took Kevin McHale? We’re still not sure why it suddenly became so important for Kahn to trade Big Al, but yesterday he dealt Jefferson to Utah for two draft picks and Kosta Koufos. Yes, he traded within the division, too. “Kosta F***ing Koufos” already rolls off the tongue; we think we’ll be hearing it often from Wolves fans when they talk about this trade years from now … Great move for the Jazz, though, who replace one 20-and-10 guy in the paint with a younger version (albeit less effective at Deron Williams‘ vaunted pick-and-roll) who can play the four or the five. When you have Jefferson and Paul Millsap on the floor, who else is going to get a rebound? … If you’re a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, please explain this to us: Why was Zydrunas Ilgauskas‘ departure to Miami met with mostly understanding and some slight regret, but LeBron is having his jerseys burned in the streets? Isn’t Big Z also taking the “easy way out” by signing with the Heat? Since he was in Cleveland (as a player) longer than LeBron, shouldn’t he also be “loyal” to the area? Just wondering … Not long after reports spread that Michael Jordan and Larry Brown had combined to cancel the proposed Bobcats/Raptors trade that would have sent Tyson Chandler and Boris Diaw to Toronto for Jose Calderon and Reggie Evans — MJ didn’t want to give up his center, LB didn’t like Calderon) — the ‘Cats turned around and sent Chandler to the Mavericks with Alexis Ajinca for Erick Dampier, Matt Carroll and Ed Najera. And considering the ‘Cats will most likely waive Dampier to get rid of his $13 million contract, basically Charlotte is losing THREE centers in the name of cap space. Does this open the door for a Jordan/Kwame reunion? How about LB reuniting with Allen Iverson? … Other Vegas stat lines: DeMarcus Cousins went for 19 points and 12 rebounds in Sacramento’s win over the Lakers; and DeMar DeRozan scored 23 points (10-15 FG) in Toronto’s win over Houston, while Patrick Patterson had 14 and 9 rebounds in the loss … One of our summer interns goes to the University of Miami, so while we were watching the Bulls/Nuggets game he was all about his boy Jack McClinton. Eventually that led to an argument: In the history of the ACC, if you could take five players to take a big three-pointer with the game on the line, which five would you pick? … We’re out like Dampier …

Related Posts with Thumbnails
  • Tbeezy

    The Big Z/Lebron question is one of the dumbest basketball questions i have ever seen. It’s like asking why aren’t you as mad when precious finally leaves your ass after you been trying to get rid of her for years as you are when Rhianna goes on national tv and dumps you.

    You need to issue an apology for that stupid question. Just tell us that you don’t really think it’s even comparable. We all know your better than that.

  • http://www.Nike.com Christian Grant-Fields

    Curtis Staples
    JJ Redick
    Jack McClinton
    Trajan Langdon
    Pat Cassidy

  • http://facebook.com/Mr.Brogden Mr. Brogden

    DIME ASKED “Why was Zydrunas Ilgauskas‘ departure to Miami met with mostly understanding and some slight regret, but LeBron is having his jerseys burned in the streets?”

    Because Lebron raised Cleveland’s profile to such a degree, some fans and area denizens actually thought an NBA championship was attainable and inevitable.
    In addition, he is Ohio’s product, he’s from the area…it’s very personal and that’s why these two situations are different. It’s like breakin’ up with your girlfriend, someone you grew up with, damn-near raised, you thought she was gonna give you the world and more. Forever.

    DIME ASKED “Isn’t Big Z also taking the “easy way out” by signing with the Heat?”

    Big Z’s signing with the Heat could mean a lot of things…and all of those things are debatable…play with a friend…play with a bomb squad…maybe he didn’t like what Dan had to say about his boi…fill in the blank but it’s too soon to know that he’s taking the easy way out.

    DIME ASKED “Since he was in Cleveland (as a player) longer than LeBron, shouldn’t he also be “loyal” to the area?”

    No, he should not. He should sign where he wants to, this is a business.

    I STATE “To my dime posters – when Dime says or insinuates sumptin extreme or highly polarizing, we post more. posting more means more site traffic. Have u noticed the ads around the border that are paying their bills? Traffic is needed. This is a FREE site just in case u 4got. U guys are playin the game and u don’t even know it. Well, some of you are. I know some of y’all know this. digital publications don’t seem to abide by the same journalistic standards as more traditional media like print. Rules and standards…on the internet?!? Please. Hence the blogs and our ‘comment section’ and what not. Just think about it. Next time u wanna blast them for “slurpin” someone or sayin’ Big Al is the best post player…keep it in mind…even if sometimes they fudge their ethics to get a response, this leads to divisiveness and tons of back-n-forth banter…this my friends pays the bills.

  • http://dimemag.com/ Camron Ghorbi

    If the game’s on the line and the question asked remains, “Who do I want taking my team’s last three-pointer?” the answers are probably different.

    But to answer “the top five shooters in ACC history” question, the numbers speak for themselves:

    Jack McClinton is the all-time leader in three-point percentage amongst ACC players.

    Jack McClinton is second all-time free throw percentage amongst ACC players. (Duke’s JJ Redick holds the #1 spot).

    Jack McClinton is second all-time in three-pointers made amongst ACC players. (Redick also holds the #1 spot here).

    He also ranks in the Top-50 ALL-TIME in college basketball history in each of those statistics. To put that into perspective, Trajan Langdon isn’t in the Top-250 nationally in any of those all-time statistics.

    And, keep in mind, McClinton had absolutely zero help in his three years at Miami, carrying the Hurricanes to the NCAA Tournament singlehandedly his junior year. Defenses were locked in on him each and every game, and he still dominated the ACC.

  • fallinup

    @ Brogden

    BULLSHIT. They don’t have to rephrase the exact same question since last week in a different way every damn day. We all know where Dime stands on the whole “Decision” issue. The fact of the matter is, most of us have stated and restated our feelings for this.

    Asking us readers to compare Z leaving to Lebron leaving is, as JAY stated… apples and oranges. Any Dime Reader who posts here on the usual knows how asinine of a question that is.

    Dime has better writers… and more varied points of views then to be rehashing the same tired question day after day. They can do better. And I’m sure everyone and their mother isn’t going to be changing their minds on the whole “Decision” thing now. Hell, just thinking of the whole Miami “team” situation now opens up several… SEVERAL… OTHER topics we can discuss.

    We’re not mindless robots here. The usuals visit day after day. Pay the damn bills… but shit, maybe we wouldn’t have to sift through pop ups and ads if Dime was coming up with more intriguing questions/topics/ articles to keep the readers coming.

    tldr: Bron and “The Decision” is sooooo last week.

  • LakeShow84

    ^^^ haha shit Brogden beat me to it ^^^^

    DIME puts that dumb shit up there so we can debate that kind of shit because opinions are like assholes..

    Just so happens this “polarizing” question was presented incompetently and executed poorly..

    Oh sorry that was the “Decision” hahahahahahahahaha

    Ummmmmmm LeDime??

  • AZ

    comparing Big Z to Bron…REALLY? Dumbest basketball questions i have ever read on this site. Straight D$@K ridin

  • http://facebook.com/Mr.Brogden Mr. Brogden

    hahaha DITTO fallinup!

    “Dime has better writers… and more varied points of views then to be rehashing the same tired question day after day.” —}}} TRUE INDEED

    “They can do better.” — YUP

    When I read the BigZ/Lebron question I immediately said to myself, Dime’s tryna start sumptin.

    And in a slightly cornier sounding voice than ESPN’s Stew Scott

    BOOO-YAO!

    LMAO @ LeDime!!!!!

  • Marparker

    We can’t forget
    Mark Price
    or
    Jordan

    Other than that its a hard list.

  • LakeShow84

    Who are the 3 best shooters in ACC history??

    1) Jack McClinton

    2) Jack McClinton

    3) Jack McClinton

    Because he shoots hot fire :/

  • http://www.pinpointbranding.net PJ310

    So your comparing LeBron’s impact on Cleveland as a city and a basketball team to Zydrunas Illgasukas, and you call yourself a writer?

  • LakeShow84

    Ooooooooo PJ ATE ‘EM UP!!!!!!!!!

  • Shot In Your Face

    Cavs fans would be burning Illgasukas jersey, except nobody bought one.

  • http://www.cnnsi.com JAY

    Karma will get to lebron. It all eventually catches up to all of us. I hope it happens during his career so we can all bask in the fall of Lebwrong James.

  • Stunnaboy09

    No word on the Hornets firing Bower? If that doesn’t mean CP is gone I don’t know what does.

  • Ballin 305

    Guillermo Diaz was sick, but Mcclinton could shoot his face off

    Also, tired as fuk with all the whiney ass cavs fans. Overpay Kyle lowry and move the hell on. Bitches

  • We-It Athletics

    @ 64

    When you say Karma will get Lebron you must be talking bout GOOD Karma…Cause all he did was take less money and he disregard egos, stats,& celebrity all in the name of winning…I mean as a fan this is what I want to see..an athlete who truly wants to win and took action to do it. I hope KARMA gets him 3 or 4 Championships!

    ACC Clutch SHOOTERS
    J.J Redick– thats hard for me cause I’m a carolina fan
    Donald Williams
    Sam Cassell– any shot don’t want him taking the last one
    vs my team
    C.C Harrison– underrated clutch performer
    Mark Price

  • Claw

    Stupid a** comparison, I don’t care if you are trying to solicit a response was just idiotic. Z was there longer? James grew up in Northeast Ohio his entire life!

    All it showed was James can’t handle being a number one and winning a chip, he gives up his status as one of the best players in the NBA and of all time because he chose the easy way out. He isn’t mentally strong and isn’t a fierce competitor, he just want to hang with his boys in South Beach. That’s fine but now you will never be viewed as one of the best.

    You now have CP3 and Melo talking about going to NY with Amare, will this be the norm, best players getting together in big markets. Can you imagine the Laker/Celtic rivalry if Magic and Bird decided “Hey lets play on the same team” instead of having a rivalry?

    Don’t think it is good for basketball and I hope this blows up in their face. Kevin Durant has moved up the ranks, and I think becomes the next MVP candidate to compete against Kobe because Lebron is out of the running.

  • K Dizzle

    Comparin Lebron to Big Z as to their importance to Cleveland is embarrassing. Dime should make the writer of Smack put they name on it

    As bad as that was, I then read this post:
    “Second, it’s obvious LBJ scheduled the show before he’d made his mind up about his future team.”

    If that ain’t the most brainwashed shit I’ve ever read. At this point, it’s pretty obvious that Lebron-Bosh-Wade planned this shit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before we ever had a sniff.

    Public Service Announcement:
    If you think Wade met with the Bulls twice cuz he was actually thinkin about goin to Chicago or Bron actually tried to get Bosh to Cleveland, please give your head a shake. It was obviously to cover their asses so people who just a little lower leveled intellect could say they tried to rep their hometowns. Hardcore Wade fans will say he was goin to Chicago if Bosh signed with Cleveland and Lebron woulda stayed in Cleveland if Bosh had come. Well, it was clear Bosh was never goin to Cleveland and this whole elaborate plan was slick tho.

    To those people, I hope u understand that those three were smarter than everybody else and had all of this figured out even as teams were makin their pitch to Lebron.
    But please feel free to believe what you need to…

  • LeGroin

    shao KAHN wins. Flawless victory.

  • ballerartist

    WTF? I don’t understand Kahn. Are you telling me he couldn’t trade Al for Favors straight up? Probably didn’t try.

-->