Comments on: Don’t Write the Cavs Off Yet

By: Three Stacks

Three Stacks — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 21:21:30 +0000

I used to have a dartboard in the garage of my old house, and this was back during college days so we used to throw a lot of parties, get drunk and play darts and all. One time I got a little ahead of myself and decided how well I would play if I threw the darts backwards over my head.

Long story short, I missed horribly and threw the dart directly down onto the top of my head. It didn’t impale me but it took a good chunk of my scalp.

By: DNice

DNice — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 21:18:39 +0000

We got a lot of accident prone dime readers, Myself included: Freak Accident I was playing ball in my neighbors backyard. Not a real court more like a dirt court with an old rusty pole with a basket attached to it. Anyway went up for a dunk and came down awkwardly against the pole. Didn’t see the jagged peice of the rusted pole sticking out the side of it. Impaled me right above the calf. Didn’t go to get a tetanus shot so now I have scar tissue that looks like a gunshot wound where it healed.

By: Nodizzel

Nodizzel — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 18:43:08 +0000

Freak accident, had a teachers aid grab me by leg and arm and spin me around in a circle, his hands slipped and I go flying landing right on my grill crack my two front teeth, hit with enough force to send what’s left of my front teeth back up into my gums and tunnel their way up my skull right underneath my nose socket. It took 6 months for the teeth to slide back down for about 3 months I could feel the teeth right under my nose.

By: Desrat

Desrat — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 18:32:35 +0000

Freak Accident linked to stupidity:
When I was 14 I was practicing fast drawing with a Co2 pellet gun. Pulled the trigger a little fast and shot my self in the foot. Now I know why the trick shooters at wild west shows all walked with a limp.

By: Michorizo

Michorizo — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:42:43 +0000

Freak accident…pulling out on a chick and geeshing in her eye…she had to wear an eye patch for a month.

By: control

control — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 16:56:12 +0000

My worst freak injury was when I was playing basketball, I jumped from one side of the rim, and was going to dunk the ball on the other side of the rim. When I was going through the mesh, my teeth somehow got caught, and I ended up ripping out 4 of my front teeth. Ended up having them re-implanted, but I completely damaged all the nerves and stuff in the front of my mouth.

I just injured my knee a month ago playing basketball. Went up for a dunk, and while I was in the air, the defender I had completely lost and was trying to recover, accidentally kicked me right below the knee cap. Completely ruptured my patellar tendon, popping my knee cap up into my quad. I felt it snap in mid air and had to completely bail on the move so I didn’t land on my leg and break my knee completely, so I ended up looking like one of those pole vaulters who have an “oh shit” moment and just get launched randomly into the air.

About the title of this Smack. I think you can, and should, write off the Cavs. A guy named “Boobie” is leading them in the preseason…that means they are going to be lucky to win 10 during the real season. I still hold to my prediction that they will not win more than 20 games this season.

By: Spliff 2 My Lou

Spliff 2 My Lou — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:41:11 +0000

My cousin once shot me in the eye with a flat tipped metal arrow. Miraculously it just bounced off but I have a scar and had to wear a patch for a few weeks.

By: pimpdaddy

pimpdaddy — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:40:06 +0000

FREAK ACCIDENT – One weekend me and three of my closest buddies went to the horsetrack and out the bars. After consuming copious amounts of makers mark (we drank 2 liters of makers mark before going out to the club), beer, and other recreational items we hit the bars in downtown & while walking back to the hotel in my drunken stupor, I tripped over a curb and did a bang-up job of trying to break my fall. I gashed my forehead from just above my nose all the way to my temple (even into my hairline). I also tore a huge chunk out of my left hand (not palm side, but the back of the hand – where my wrist rolled over when I tried to break my fall). My buddy had to help me walk back to the hotel and he was as drunk or drunker than me. When we woke up the next day it looked like someone had murdered a baby in the hotel bed that I slept in. I had to go to work for like 3 weeks with that horrible gash on my forehead…

By: mbeazy

mbeazy — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:33:13 +0000

TO JADE,

what the eff is the “bilateral”?

Just curious…I am pretty sure you just made up a part of anatomy…

By: WinDelRoj

WinDelRoj — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:12:10 +0000

if they roll the ball onto the court while a game is going on*