Smack / Nov 18, 2010 / 2:07 am

Chris Bosh torches the Suns, throws himself under the bus

How impressive was Chris Bosh‘s 35-point performance in Miami’s 27-point destruction of the Suns last night? It depends on whom you ask. ESPN play-by-play guy Mark Jones asked, “A defining night for Chris Bosh?” Perhaps. Bosh came out aggressive and was seeking out spots on the floor where he was comfortable. And it does help when you’re playing the Suns, whose interior defenders make Bosh look like the Old Spice Guy … But then we got this gem from Bosh after the game: “(Erik Spoelstra) knows he has to meet us halfway. He wants to work, we want to chill, but we’re gonna have to work to get everything down.” Is Bosh actively trying to be a villain now? He’s smart enough to know everybody was going to take that quote the wrong way — cue the “Michael Jordan never wanted to chill” and “What would Kobe do?” criticism — even though there is some truth to what he said, even for the most fierce competitors. Seriously, watch any show like “Inside the NFL” and see what happens when the coach gives his guys an unexpected day off; they all cheer and celebrate. Still, you just can’t say that when the spotlight is on you … Crazy finish in the Big Easy. With under a minute to go, the Hornets were up two on Dallas with Peja Stojakovic at the line. Game over, right? Except Peja missed one of the free throws. So now up by three, the Hornets put Trevor Ariza on Dirk Nowitzki — who’d been bottled up by Marco Belinelli on the previous possession — and Dirk blew right past him for a layup. Jason Kidd then stole the ensuing inbound pass, setting up another chance for the visitors. Dirk of course got the rock, but he tried to lose David West with a behind-the-back dribble and got ripped. West split the free throws, putting Dallas down two. With no timeouts, Tyson Chandler tried the touchdown toss (which never works unless you’re Grant Hill) and West intercepted it, securing the Hornets’ win … God really must not care about sports. If he did, Barry Sanders would’ve never quit at the top of his game, women’s volleyball would be televised regularly, and Greg Oden would not be staring at yet another major knee surgery. Forget being an All-Star or the next Bill Russell or whatever at this point – do you think Oden will ever be a solid starter in the League for an entire season? … Tony Parker could be thankful or extra pissed off that Eva Longoria filed for divorce yesterday. On one hand, Tony did NOT need a road game to coincide with the news, especially a road game in front of a classy crowd like Boston. On the other hand, he did have a national TV game, creating an awkward situation where the ESPN crew didn’t seem to know when or if they should mention the D-word … Parker didn’t seem bothered one way or the other against the Bulls, dropping 21 points and 7 assists in a big comeback win. San Antonio was down 10 at halftime, then the next thing you knew, they were up by 15 in the third quarter … It still cracks us up how the Spurs’ in-house DJ plays DJ Khaled‘s “All I Do is Win” as the final seconds are ticking down in a win. How many people in the San Antonio crowd even know that song? That’s like playing “B.M.F.” in Utah … The John Wall/Rajon Rondo matchup was put on hold until Wall gets out of the walking boot, which instead made the big story of Celtics/Wizards the return of Delonte West. El Mariachi had 12 points off the bench in a Boston blowout win … It would take a pretty beastly performance to overshadow a 26-point, 17-board stat line by Blake Griffin that included a widow-maker dunk on Anthony Tolliver, and Michael Beasley was up to the task. B-Easy dropped 33 points and hit the game-winning jumper from two seconds left to lead Minnesota past the Clippers … Other notables from Wednesday night: Andrea Bargnani scored 30 in Toronto’s win at Philly; Kobe had 33 points as the Lakers rolled in Detroit; the Jazz got 19 and 15 rebounds from Paul Millsap in a win over the Nets; Russell Westbrook went for 21 points and 12 assists in OKC ran Houston; and Amar’e Stoudemire gave the Kings 27 and 10 as the Knicks finally snapped their six-game losing streak … We’re out like Eva …

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  • Mt. Pleasant

    I’m not sure it matters if TP just signed a 50M contract, he’s better to get out now. Wouldn’t anything she get be based on what he made while they were together not for this contract?

    And hasn’t she been on a pretty successful TV show for like 10 years. I wouldn’t be surprised if she made more than he did.

  • Ses

    Bosh is as sharp as a marble!

  • http://getyourishbusted.net Chicagorilla

    If TParker is smart he should have SA renig on that extention and resign it later. That hoe just stuck him for his paper. If he was cheating, she knew that ish before he signed, but like any good hoe (as she plays on TV) she waited until the perfect time to strike back.

    @Boston guy,

    I’m sure most people would agree that quoting a Van Gundy is not a good idea. You do know that JVG was not really a good coach…EVER! He tore apart teams he coached and proved to everyone he was not a knowledgable coach. But somehow we are supposed to listen to his analysis.
    As for Bulls = or > SAS talent? Are you freaking high?

    Taj and Deng are spot up shooters, Noah only scores 5ft from the basket (don’t be fooled by the highlights of him hitting jumpers, he misses way more of those than he hits, that’s why they are HIGHlights). Korver is a shooter who scores off screens and Brewer is a slasher.

    SAS on the other hand has championship caliber players. TP, Duncan, Manu can all score on their own without needing someone to create for them. Even RJefferson can get you 15ppg scoring on his own. GHill too. Blair and Duncan made easy work of Noah under the boards and exposed his inability to grab rebounds in traffic (tap outs are not a rebound and he barely was able to do that). Vs Houston Noah and Gibson feasted on a team that gives up off rebounds, but the Spurs wasn’t having that ish.

    As for Rose, did you watch the game or the Hou game? vs Houston Rose had 17(3/4 3pters) of his 33 in the 4th to lead the team back to a victory. Last night vs the Spurs Rose turned it on again hitting 4 str8 shots (2 of which were 3′s) and willed the team to a comeback to which they were down 7 with the ball. GHill or Parker (can’t remember which one) finally closed out on him so he couldn’t drop another 3, then they doubled him so he hit Scalabrini (who should never play EVER!) who missed a wide open 3. Loul Deng and Taj missed every open shot that Rose hit them for. Korver was off and on, and Noah was getting fouled or stripped or forced into a bad shot.
    So in all, Rose passed and set up those BUMS for the first 3 qtrs and we ended up going down by nearly 20. Then coach Thibedau stuck rose in with 8min left in the 4th and he came out firing and hitting. which is why the game was even remotly close. I would love to see any other young PG in the NBA lead these bulls to a win…any win. With this coach and these players. What Rose does for the Bulls is unbelievable because they rely so much on him. even when Booz joins the team, he will also need Rose to get him buckets as he has no post game at all and relys heavily on pick n roll or pick in pop mis-matches.

  • http://getyourishbusted.net Chicagorilla

    Oh and I see now that it’s SHANG Tsung. my bad, didn’t have google at the time

  • BostonGuy

    @Chicagorilla

    Wow!

    You really that down on Chicago’s talent and think that all those young guys are that bad?

    So lemme guess, you would of loved the “upgrade” with Carmelo trade that so many Chicago fans seemed to not want?

  • BostonGuy

    @Lake show.

    That’s for the heads up on what’s up.

    I’ll check it out when I can.

  • http://getyourishbusted.net Chicagorilla

    @boston Guy

    There’s two types of Chicago fans. Cubs fans and Sox fans. Cubs fans are there for the glitz and glammer and don’t really know the game, Sox fans know the game inside out and will not support their organization if they getting fronted on with weak talent and a giant pocket book.

    I my friend am a Sox fan and a Realist.

    So yes, give me Melo anyday everyday. I’d give up Noah and anyone else not named Rose. All those other parts are replaceable, Rose and Melo would bring us to the next plateau and their games and personalities would fit very well together (unlike Bosh wade James). As of right now we stuck in limbo between 2nd round exits and one Rose injury away from #1 pick lottery status.

  • BostonGuy

    @Chicagorilla

    Well Said on the White Sox/Cub fans!

    Though you would be better than a #1 lottery pick if Rose got injured. But I know you’re passionate and trying to illustrate how ordinary the other players/pieces are that weren’t traded for Carmelo.

    Thx

  • http://getyourishbusted.net Chicagorilla

    @Boston guy,

    Our players are highly overrated. The ones that we traded away or let go as FA’s (Ben Gordon, Kirk Hinrich, John Salmons, Tyrus Thomas, Brad Miller) are the ones who were carrying the team a few years back before Rose came. After Rose came, management knew he would make others around him look better so they shed the extra weight (especially this summer) that was eating up their profits. The Bulls had the #1 attendance last year I believe. With that in mind, and the struggling economy, the Bulls front office made fake pitches at Lebron/Wade/Bosh when they knew they were only going after the 2nd tier players all along. Why spend double (or triple) the amount of money when you know you are going to sell out for the next 5-6 years no matter what as long as Rose is here. Rose is to Chicago what Allen Iverson was to Philly. a tool to get fans to drop buckets of money and increase profit margin without having to produce wins.

    See there are only a few sox-type fans. Most of Chicago is full of Cubs fans who blindly support their team no matter what. how else do you think the bulls have been top 5 in attendance since MJ retired! them boys in the front office are smart at making money, not so much at making winners.

  • the cynic

    Eva and Parker have a prenup. Barry’s ex-wife is hot, go get some Tony; and it’s not breaking any teammate guy code if Brent Barry is done doing his work

  • PN

    It works if you are scott burrell:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWjlNO7Zu1I

  • http://getyourishbusted.net Chicagorilla

    @the Cynic

    Pre-nup or not, her hoeish a$$ is asking for Spousal compensation or something like that. Even though she makes $500K per episode.

    I mean what did he think was going to happen…he married a chick who was an actress on a show where all the women were ungrateful hoes. It is what it’s supposed to be.

  • the cynic

    @Chicagorilla

    Tony Parker doesn’t think, he attacks

  • LakeShow84

    ^^^^ LOL ^^^^

    Good one..

  • Mr. TKO

    Don’t really care much about Eva or TP to be honest, but here’s my .02

    I read somewhere that Eva makes $12 mill a year (didn’t care enough to check it out) so spousal support is just stupid.

    As far as the new contract, I don’t think she’s entitled to it due to the fact that he won’t touch any of that money until next year after the divorce.

    TP being wrong for smashing his ex teammates wife?
    Just cuz they’re on the same team doesn’t necessarily make her off limits, I look at it as they are co-workers in the same building and not friends whose girls are off limits, and from what I’ve seen from NBA interviews, it’s quiet possible that Brent and tony moved in completely different circles and only got together on the court.

    Personally I won’t smash a chick if I know her dude and don’t have any problems with him, but from talking to my boys the other night, I’m in the minority.

  • joross

    it’s just one of those nights when a player is on fire just like the time bonner sank all 7 3 point shot or kwame scored a career high 30 pts…think bosh will not score higher than that again…just got lucky

  • Ekstor

    @BostonGuy

    Comparing Derrick Rose to Stephon Marbury? The reason Steph didn’t make it in the NBA had nothing to do with his abilities but his attitude. He was a cancer who never committed to making teammates better. He had the talent to be amazing.

    So unless you’re saying Rose is a cancer to his team, the comparison doesn’t make any sense.

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