Charlie Sheen’s Winners & Losers From Game 1
Charlie Sheen
Losers
Mike Bibby & Joel Anthony: For being the only players on the team with a negative plus/minus. But a bigger shoutout goes to Bibby for relocating to brick city. It’s always sad when a player’s only role is to hit shots, but he doesn’t hit any.
Erik Spoelstra: For continuing to play Bibby. Mario Chalmers should start, coach. He’s just as good a shooter, a better ballhandler and defender and more athletic. And Miami’s best lineup doesn’t even feature a point guard, so why use two?
NBA Fans: Because only 33 points were scored in the first quarter. Good thing the Heat and Mavs showed up at the same time as the crowd.
Jason Terry & Brendan Haywood: See “The Rim.â€
Peja Stojakovic: For a) combing his hair for the NBA Finals b) using the combover to hide his receding hairline c) for not scoring a point.
J.J. Barea: For being equally awful. But everything is forgiven because he’s dating a Miss Universe.
Mavs’ offense: For scoring 19 points in 18 minutes after the 7-0 run to begin the half. I know Miami’s defense is suffocating, but I wasn’t aware that the Mavs started five Tyson Chandlers.
Who do you think were the biggest winners and losers from Game 1?
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June 1st, 2011 at 11:48 am
Soopa says:
Biddy shouldnt be in the roation. What does he do that Chalmers cant? I mean Chalmers doesnt need to play 30mins, Wade and Lebron are pretty capable of dribbling the ball across halfcourt and oddly enough they shoot better from 3 aswell (then Biddy atleast)…
The saddest part to me is the Miami crowd. After being spoiled by watches OKC/Dallas it is such a let down to see a crowd who reacts after big plays. No constant support or constant pressure on the opponent. Weak.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:49 am
Soopa says:
*who ONLY reacts
June 1st, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Stylez G. Write says:
Biddy! ha but seriously,this can’t be the same cold blooded shooter that rained unholy terror on the league when he ran point for the Kings…….
June 1st, 2011 at 12:05 pm
jazz says:
you’re going to have to make some more revisions soopa…
June 1st, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Soopa says:
Yeah I know lol. Posted it quickly and English is not my native language, sorry!
June 1st, 2011 at 12:45 pm
Shock Exchange says:
Time for all of Lebron’s detractors, including Barkley, to eat that proverbial crow >> http://clicky.me/18UQ