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Losers

Peja Stojakovic: For being the only Dallas player without his hand on his heart during the National Anthem. Your not being American is not an excuse.

Mike Bibby: For losing playing time to Eddie House. Although he could be a winner for “most likely player to get cut in the offseason.”

J.J. Barea: For the biggest flop in NBA history when Chalmers gave him a slight shove on a fast break in the second quarter. Somehow he managed to go from the free throw line to the sideline stands.

ABC Camera Crew: For cutting to commercial during the fight. Even though they ended up showing the replay a million times, the mighty hand of David Stern came down upon the ABC camera crew for a few seconds.

ABC Halftime Outro Music: That’s right, it was “Like a G6.” It went together with basketball like lamb and tuna fish.

Dwyane Wade: When D-Wade mistimed a jump for a defensive board in the third quarter, Shawn Marion pounced, cleaning up the glass and finishing. Instead of Miami going down to the other end and cutting the lead to three, it ballooned to seven. Spoelstra was forced to call timeout, and the momentum completely shifted. Small mistake, big consequences.

The Celebration: For being the most subdued celebration of all time. It’s not like they defeated the Big Three and all evil in the world.

David Stern: For handing the NBA Finals MVP Trophy to Dirk No-WITZ-ki instead of Dirk No-VITZ-ki. Public speaking was never his forte.

Mark Jackson: The final outro of the NBA on ABC did not focus on the Mavs winning the NBA title, but Jackson’s departure from ESPN. Priorities, people.

Who do you think were the biggest winners and losers from Game 6?

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