Smack / Jun 11, 2011 / 12:00 am

Miami: See You At The Crossroads

LeBron James

LeBron James (photo. David Alvarez)

There’s only so long an NBA career can last and LeBron James has officially reached a crossroads. Yes, he’s only 26 years old and in his eighth season, but that’s almost a negative. How’s this all still going on? 11 points through 60 fourth-quarter minutes in the Finals. A lower scoring average than Chris Bosh in the biggest series of your career. Being thoroughly dominated and overshadowed by Dirk Nowitzki. Being outscored in a game by DeShawn Stevenson. Being guarded often in the second half of two games by a 38-year-old, 6-4 point guard and doing NOTHING about it. Those things are inexcusable. Indefensible. Now, he’s down to two chances. If Miami doesn’t win this…we don’t even want to say. Sunday night is shaping up to be one of the more interesting NBA games, well, ever … On the other side, if the Mavs finish off this improbable run, where will Dirk sit on the all-time list? Is he one of the top 10, top five clutch shooters of all-time? … So there’s no question Monta Ellis is on his way to becoming the next big-time player traded. Not only have the Warriors started to leak inquiries with the Sixers and Iguodala, with Memphis and Rudy Gay and even with the Bulls and Luol Deng, but now people from Ellis’ camp seem resigned to the fact. If he is gonna be traded, send him somewhere that is a scorer away from competing for a title, they are saying. And now there are reports Ellis and David Lee couldn’t stand each other last season, and didn’t even want to see each other off the court. Funny how this stuff always seems to come up when someone is on his way out of town … Is there a reason why Pat Ewing hasn’t been given more of an opportunity to climb the coaching ladder? He spoke yesterday about reaching out to the Knicks. He’s only helped turn Dwight Howard into a monster, the same person who couldn’t even execute a drop step when he first got to the league. With his good friend Mark Jackson getting a shot, maybe Ewing’s time is close? … And supposedly, former team cancer Bonzi Wells worked out yesterday for the Knicks and he “impressed.” On one hand, 94% of Knicks fans just muttered “Greeeeattt…” as they threw their hands in disgust. On the other hand, we miss Bonzi … Leandro Barbosa might be following the money trail, and that thing leads right back home to Brazil. Barbosa has a $7.6 million option with Toronto next year, and his brother says they will definitely look into going back home. Supposedly, the sponsorship opportunities are tremendous … Rolling through Los Angeles, Derek Fisher made sure to set up a dinner with new Laker coach Mike Brown. How much you wanna bet that in between bites of steak, Brown was all over Fisher like: “C’mon. What does Kobe think? Does he like me?” … Damn, Scottie Pippen has been taking some heat lately. The latest comes from Stan Van Gundy, who told reporters that he isn’t sure whether Pip was even a star. The same affliction that his brother suffers from (going one step too far with everything) has made its way to Stan … We got a chance to catch up with Charles Barkley yesterday, and while he was surprisingly neutral with LeBron (“being treated a little unfairly”), the Great Mouth touched on something about Shaq that we don’t think is appreciated enough: The Diesel never had serious injuries. Yes, he was hurt all the time with minor stuff, mostly as a cause of coming into camp outta shape. But to be that big, we were all blessed to see him on the court in his prime instead of street clothes, considering all the great or potentially great centers whose careers were robbed from them. You know what else? This whole conversation just makes Dwight Howard seem even more unique (he’s missed seven games in his whole career) … And Jimmy Kimmel has been killing it lately with the NBA gigs, whether it’s pulling pranks on players or singing about them … We’re out like Bonzi.

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  • sh!tfaced

    just scroll past, sporty… lol

    number one on the list if it weren’t for pre-existing retarded racism.

    friendship my ass… douche is right, looking for it maybe sad but craving for attention (and keep on getting ignored) in a comment board is downright motherfucking pathetic…

  • QQ

    Sporty j and that awesome post… you just disturbed everyone here in Dime by writing a fucking ‘friendship’ letter.

    How can I fucking say no?

    WE COOL.

  • sh!tfaced

    so you guys gonna kiss now or what?????

  • Big Island

    Hey guys! Can I come play too? I just finished my book report and my mom says I can ride my bike to your house if yanna. I can bring some Capri Sun and orange slices that I have from my soccer game this morning too. She gave me $20 to order a pizza, but I don’t like mushrooms, but I can pick them off if you guys like them. I can bring my Star Wars dvd over. I gotta go, mom just finished cutting the crust off of my peanut butter and jelly sandwich! And I have Funyuns.

  • iCARNACKi

    Wow; so much to get through.

    LBJ is a once in a lifetime physical specimen and even purely based on statistical production a lock for the HOF, he just doesn’t have it mentally… he isn’t Alpha.

    If Dirk wins the championship by putting his team on his back like this… he jumps up a considerable number of places in the Top 50 players list… he has been nothing short of amazing…

    Why are all these teams throwing their hat in the Monta Ellis sweepstakes that don’t actually need him? I’d like to see some teams that actually need a scorer at SG make a play for him. Losing Deng at SF in order to fill the SG spot just means the Bulls will be starting one of: Bogans, Korver or Brewer again next year… not to mention that Ellis is a poor fit for their team whereas Deng is an excellent fit (No homo).

    Bonzi Wells was finished 5 years ago.

    Ewing deserves his shot (No homo).

    Barbosa should take his $7 mil and be very thankful.

    Shaq was the epitome of consistency… even now I feel like he is still underrated/under appreciated the guy was a force of nature.

  • Sporty-j

    QQ you sissy. I cant believe you fell for that you punk. I would never be down with you or CLAW and I just wanted to show Dimemag. How gay you are lol. How you going to come on here Dissing me and than fall for that. But wait, I forgot! You are an Orlando Magic fan so you are use to the B.S. that Otis feed you guys when he say: “Arenas and Turkoglue noq gives us a big 3 Magic fans. So lets go beat the Miami Heat”. I would never be your friend you chump and be down with you and your Man CLAW gay a$$ click…

    P.S.-I got you SUCKER! Miami against the world TRICK! AND LETS GO HEAT! Bring yall a$$e$ down here Dallas. Sorry QQ but we have bigger fishes to fry right. See you later AliGAYter. So before I go once again… TELL ME HOW MY A$$ TASTE???

    How you like that 1 Mr.Bieber? I was just setting him up. But you almost spoiled my suprise…

  • Sporty-j

    (right now) I meant…

  • http://deleted Sporty-j

    QQ I was just kidding. I do love you. In fact, I would like nothing more than to sit down and watch the game with you after some Jersey Shore. I have sum Mike’s Hard Lemonade (2 share) too. We can rip shots off of a bottle

  • beiber newz

    shitface says douche is “right” but uses the word ignored. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF IT’S RIGHT IF YOU DIDN’T REAAAAAAAAAD. HAHAHAHA WHAT A CONTRADICTION

  • beiber newz

    SPORTY J…PROPS ON THAT ONE !!!!!!!!!!

    it sounded sooooooooo bad from here when i thought it was real. hahahha he looks so bad now. (qq that is)

  • beiber newz

    big island…that has to be the post of the year (#54). i was laffing thru out the whole thing

  • beiber newz

    this is what shitface and atom do on the weekend:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm8pxsefWw1qhkq6oo1_500.gif

  • sh!tfaced

    lol. this fucking serious? mofo is more retarded than i thought. at least the racist ain’t so effin clueless with his arguments.

    that’s why they call read, REEEAADDD. its not IGNORE, but READ.
    you can read and ignore at the same time. ignore, in this case, is not responding to your earlier posts (and not the previous ones, dumbass).

    and contradiction is what your doing on your own. do you actually REEEEAAAADD your own comments?

    sorry for using the word IGNORE – that’s just half of what it is when it comes to beaver. IGNORANT suits you more…

  • beiber newz

    HAHAHAHHAHA you got sucked into this one !!!!!!! WOW SHITFACE HAS SHOWN TO BE THE BIGGEST FOOL AND DUPE OF ALL TIME !!

    claims to give advice to ignore me. i’m not gonna delve into what you just said. but all i will say is hmmmmmmmmmm you seemed too have read, ananlyzed and RESPONDED to what i said to you that you which is why you decided to give a thesis and explanation of it. HAAAAAAAAA

    what a TRUE SMOOSH.

    DON’T GIVE ADVICE YOU CAN’T KEEP YOURSELF!

    u dum squirrel !!!!

    I CAN GUARENTEE you enjoy seeing my name in comments so you can read it. you probably agree with everything i say.

    you’re like a little school girl who claims she hates a boy because she really LIKES HIM. get off my dick. you fucking loser.

    you claim to hate me but you’re obsessed with me. you want to be my friend. you want to find comfort in me. you want to BE ME. suck my fucking ballz. you dirty filthy slut.

  • beiber newz

    hmmmmmmmmmm you seemed too have read, ananlyzed and RESPONDED to what i said to you* which is why you decided to give a thesis and explanation of it

    P.S.

    try to ignore me this time. which i know is hard for you…because you really want my acceptance. but you are a mistake of life. you are a broken condom. you are a drunken night of teen love. you are a garbage found baby. you need to just slide down a razor blade and fall in an alcohol river.

  • control

    Man, the trolls on here have really taken a dive from the Tyrone, YOUNGFED and Jurg days. Even Jurg’s failed English was easier to read than some of the horrible thought structure, bad grammar and spelling of the current crop…god damn.

  • sh!tfaced

    hahahahaha
    wow. motherfucking wow.

    a delusional douche and a dumbass retard with a homo grandeur complex.

    a stage five clinger as well.

    all in one.

    dammit. so that’s why they all ignore you. sorry, man, i didn’t know you were a real fucking psycho.
    maybe next time when i’m wasted enough.

    learned the shit the hard way. lol

    note to self: “SCROLL DOWN”

  • sh!tfaced

    control

    nah, as scattered as it is, beaver seems to have a firm grasp describing himself and making it look like another.

    if you read it right, he seems to be talking to himself, really…

  • sh!tfaced

    and oh yeah, don’t forget to take your meds, pzycho…

  • EN FUEGO

    WTF? I’ll say it again. ANNOYING AS FUCK.

    Can’t even argue right. Claims to have duped ‘em into it. But all you see are the lame ass insults and not bothering to rebut the argument.

    Freakin nutjob is even copying the way I laugh at him.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • beiber newz

    lol im so popular. u guys make me feel so good. and not jus becuz ur lips are wrapped around my nutz

  • beiber newz

    and ps. thx 2 en fuego 4 reading what i posted. did your mom give you the money i gave her to get you your ointment that should handle your en fuego problem? i mean burning problem? she calls me her sugar daddy. i wanted to give her some change to get you the ointment. she wasn’t good enuff for cas. u shuda seen how she got on her knees when i threw all those dimes and nickels on the subway rails. what a douche..like mother like son.

  • beiber newz

    and i stress again..try your hardest to ignore that lol but i know it’s tempting to respond. as i usually say the right things to trigger a response from u wanna be me’s.

  • Dan Tanner

    Sporty J, what I have with Big is none yo business. However if you want to stick your curly-q in my treasure hole, well, we can do that. As long as you pretend you are Lebron hunking it away on some white stripper!

  • http://www.cracked.com/funny-353-kobe-bryant/ Atom

    I see somebody is really bucking to move up on the list. Sorry but not so fast son, racist still > psychotic douche. The effort is certainly not appreciated though.

    @ Big Island: Jurge, that was the guy. He was entertaining for a while than it just got tired. Probably wouldn’t mind seeing him round once in a while though, I just didn’t need to read stories everyday he made up about all the euro pussy he was banging.

  • beiber newz

    it’s funny how people think they can sum up someone from posts. ha. really think about that. you guys probably go on dating websites. and worst..u probably believe the pics they put up is them. ha. sad sad sad lives you guys are living.

  • EN FUEGO

    Goddamn BEAVER. You don’t even make sense. You’re not only a psycho, you’re BANDWAGON PSYCHO.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • http://www.cracked.com/funny-353-kobe-bryant/ Atom

    And the constant groveling to Austin to let him write a column. I finally said Austin should just give it to him so I wouldn’t have to hear about it anymore.

  • EN FUEGO

    Somebody got it right. STAGE FIVE CLINGER. HAHAHA

  • QQ

    The fact that you baited me, then made that ‘BWAHAHA, I GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANTED, BWAHAHA’ stuff that villains do in B-movies MAKES YOU MORE AWESOME.

    I don’t fucking care if you hate me or not. YOU’RE AWESOME.

    WE COOL.

  • http://www.cracked.com/funny-353-kobe-bryant/ Atom

    @ Beaver: If you have to look at videos of dudes sucking each other off, please do that on your own time. Nobody needs to see that here.

    Aint no cliques homey. Everybody just doesn’t like you. Deal with it.

  • Silkk

    …95% of the comments are of guys trashing one another rather than comments on the original topic…smdh. I actually read most of them with hopes that they would revert back to normal comments…smdh…

  • sh!tfaced

    motherfucking wow again.

    even though i had penis in my mouth just once, it doesn’t make me a loser. i’ll say it again, you are just a delusional douche and a dumbass retard with a homo grandeur complex.

  • sh!tfaced

    LOL. So I got a impostor now? Does that make me famous too? Goddamn psycho…

  • Ian

    ewing was the dumbest and most overrated player ever.

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