In one semifinal, Hugh Jones, a.k.a. “Baby Shaq” from AND 1 Mixtape Tour fame, defeated Brian Centella, a gym teacher from Chicago. In the other semifinal, NBA D-League signee Lance Perique played through a groin injury suffered in his final-eight matchup — “I took two Advil and wrapped it up,” Perique shrugged in his Creole accent — to get past 6-7 New Mexico alum Michael McCowan.
And so the championship game would pit Baby Shaq, the Washington, D.C. bruiser who had already turned five guys into burgers and fries with his physical low-post style, against a man who was nursing a fresh injury to a sensitive area. Underdog stories are great, but that didn’t stop me from texting a friend in the crowd before the final: “This is gonna be Animal Planet.”
Perique, a smooth 6-6 wing who played collegiately at Georgia State and was picked up by the Idaho Stampede for the upcoming D-League season, kept himself in the game early with some three-point bombs and even had a brief lead.
But inevitability soon set in, as Baby Shaq continually backed Perique down to within two feet of the rim. Layup, layup, layup, layup. On the rare miss, an offensive rebound and another layup.
For those who knew of Baby Shaq’s AND 1 resume and were expecting a razzle-dazzle showcase, this was not their night. Jones played less like an entertainer and more like his namesake; using his strength and leverage to get his 6-3, 230-pound body to the bucket and score as efficiently as possible.
“I’m 31 years old. Losing is not an option for me,” Jones said after his 18-9 win. “I ain’t got no choice but to win. I came out here, traveled all this way, to come get this money.”
I was later told that Baby Shaq had been seen in the lobby of the Hyatt Regency in downtown San Francisco on Saturday afternoon, sitting alone and staring straight ahead for at least an hour. His focus was as menacing as his game.
Jones wasn’t the only man on a mission. The line he repeated a few times— “I came too far to lose” — could have been the slogan for every player on Alcatraz Island. They had earned their spots in the final 64 via qualifying tournaments held in 21 U.S. cities and 12 foreign countries: China, Lithuania, Serbia, Slovenia, France, Spain, Turkey, Israel, Romania, Ukraine, Germany and Canada. This was a business trip for all involved.
Sheldon Bailey (profiled in Dime #60 for his acting work in commercials and as a body double for the likes of LeBron James) qualified in Los Angeles and flew in from Lebanon to play in the King of the Rock finals before hopping another flight to Dubai to report to his professional team.
“I love the international flair,” said Bailey, who was eliminated in the round of eight. “The environment is crazy with the music, the crowd, you’ve got (announcers) Sal Masekela and Bobbito Garcia, just the whole production out here. I mean, it’s a freakin’ prison in the background! It’s crazy out here. I love it.”