Smack / Dec 18, 2011 / 1:38 am

The Knicks Win Tyson Chandler’s Debut; Minnesota & Kevin Love Light It Up

Rodney Stuckey

Rodney Stuckey (photo. Tom McKenzie)

First and foremost, let’s hope everything goes well in Jeff Green‘s surgery and subsequent rehab from heart surgery. As we wrote yesterday, Green is undergoing the procedure on Jan. 9 after an aortic aneurysm was detected in his physical, and will miss the entire season. Because he failed the physical, his $9 million contract is now voided as well. As for the Celtics (Why do these things always seem to happen to them?), we always got on Green for not being aggressive enough, but now that he’s gone, it’s another major blow to their depth. Doc Rivers has been great at managing his older stars minutes, but with this shortened season upon us, what’s he going to do? He’s losing bodies … After balking at a deal worth somewhere around $40-45 million last week with Detroit, Rodney Stuckey seemed like he was on his way to taking the Pistons’ qualifying offer and trying free agency again next summer as an unrestricted free agent. Stuckey has been overshooting his value during this whole period, and never figured to get the money from Detroit that he wanted, and yet finally, the two sides agreed on a three-year deal worth $25 million yesterday. Seems a little odd right? Our best guess is that while Detroit loves him – more like Joe Dumars loves him – they don’t love him enough to give him a massive long-term deal at the price he wants. Stuckey doesn’t want to be too risky and put everything on free agency next summer. So the two sides met in the middle: Detroit gets their man for at least another three years and Stuckey gets to line himself up for another shot for a big deal down the road. Stuckey has had his problems as a point guard and with coaches, but last season he averaged 16.6 points and 6.7 assists on 48 percent from the field after the All-Star break. In the final month, those numbers jumped to 21.3 and 8.3 … Perry Jones (28 points) was a beast for Baylor in their 86-83 win over BYU. His putback in the closing seconds put the Bears up three and gave them just enough to hold on. Baylor somehow survived against a team that almost never loses at home even though at one point they were down 14-0 in the rebounding department. 14-0! Chad Ford tweeted that if Jones plays like that all year, he’ll be the No. 2 pick in the draft … The No. 1 team in the nation ran all over N.C. State 88-72. Syracuse was led by Kris Joseph (21 points) and Dion Waiters (22 points) … Deshaun Thomas (30 points) went OFF in Ohio State’s 74-66 win over South Carolina, while Memphis surprisingly fell to 5-4 after an eight-point loss to Louisville. Memphis looks like the type of team that as long as you keep them out of the open court, they go from looking top 20 to very average … North Carolina got a big night from Tyler Zeller (31 points) in their win, and Marquette, Florida, Mississippi State, Pittsburgh, Georgetown, Michigan State, Michigan, Creighton and Indiana all won. But Vandy, Alabama and Illinois were all upset, the Fighting Illini by 16 to the giant killers, UNLV … And Lakers fans have been calling for the team to do something… anything. Well anything sounds like it’ll be Troy Murphy after the 31-year-old agreed to a one-year deal with L.A. He didn’t do a damn thing in Boston last year so no one should be expecting much … We’re out like Jimmer’s defense.

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  • beiber newz

    currently watching ‘sports reporters’ on espn2 and it’s funny, these guys seem to think the hornets/lakers/rockets made a fair deal in the cp3 saga. one claimed the one thing stern can’t explain away is how the deal was a great trade, no one got hosed. echoes my sentiments. the first paul deal could make the league look a lot different and it would have made more than one team better. the new deal made one franchise worse, while the other will take time to see. the original would have immediately made all 3 playoff teams.

  • http://www.cracked.com/funny-353-kobe-bryant/ Atom

    Didnt even realize Murphy played for the Celts last year. Bold move LA. That should make Kobe happy.

  • http://ufl.edu Big Freeze

    People need to quit with the Dwight to Chicago shit. I know it’s fun to fantasize sometimes, but it seriously will never happen.

    First off, Chicago has no valuable trade pieces besides Noah and Rose…and maybe Gibson, and of course Rose is not going anywhere. What kind of package could Chi offer for the best Center in the L? Noah, Gibson, and Deng??? Some low-end draft picks? That is not appealing to Orlando.

    Secondly, Dwight does not want to play in Chicago.

    I think Chicago would be his best chance to win a chip, but he doesn’t want to go there and Chicago doesn’t have enough valuable pieces to get him. Case closed.

  • Big Island

    I typed my most epic post ever, and the damn computer froze before I could post it. I’m not going to retype it, but I will give myself props for some of my best stuff. Maybe after I go to the gym I’ll try it again.

  • beiber newz

    imagine if the clippers have a horrible season? like, imagine if the go 24-42? would paul want to leave after the 2012-2013 season? or would he still think the future is bright? is blake griffin a game changer on the defensive end? will his lack of elite shot blocking keep the clippers from ever being a serious championship contender? will they eventually blame all trying times on vinny del negro? is chris paul just saying all the right things just to eventually leave the supposed cursed clippers town? a lot to digest in the first couple seasons of the cp3/LAC chapter.

  • Dana Walker

    The clippers thing is all hype. The Lakers are sinking lower and lower. Wow…troy murphy. Bynum better show the fuck up this season for sure and Pau better not Odom out and be a crybaby millionaire bitch. You can help Fisher, age has hit him and hit him hard. The rest of the squad, hopefully will be ready but as sad as it is, it has come to this: Bynum is their guy now cuz they fucked up didnt make him openly available. Instead they try to get rid of Gasol who is and will always be, better than Bynum. The lakers go down as making the worst offseason moves and hirings of any team so far.

  • Dana Walker

    *You can’t help Fisher

  • http://www.psychodrama.com Chicagorilla

    @BNews

    Jesus Effin Christ! Leave it alone man. No one cares about that Laker trade. I mean WTF, are you going to harp upon this all season. The Lakers trade would’ve made all 3 playoff teams? hahahaha that may have been the dumbest $h!t you posted in a while.

    @Big Freeze
    While I do agree that Dwight doesn’t want to come to Chicago, you are dead wrong in saying that Chicago doesn’t have trade pieces.
    In Case you didn’t realize it, the Bulls own the Bobcats draft pick. Add that to Noah, Deng, and Taj Gibson (who are all starters on most NBA teams) and Orlando couldn’t really get a better deal. Except for maybe the T-Wolves who have tons of young talent, and NJ.

    @Jsmoove
    Thats because Tyson Chandler ain’t do $h!t special. The only reason his name is in the headlines is so they can draw more hits from crazed Knick fans. Expect this to happen all season.

  • beiber newz

    hahah chicagorilla, u r mad i brought it up ONLY because u r the one who said it would go away in 2 weeks. HA y not jus say that. don’t get annoyed because i made a comment. ask urself, y r u getting so upset at that comment i made. i didnt attack u. u jus mad it’s still relevant. and u stated it would be forgotten. u r trying to act like it’s a bad subject so u can be right. bt you wont be. everyone will talk about it on tv, on the internet, in magazines. u lose cuz u were WRONG!

  • http://www.psychodrama.com Chicagorilla

    hmmmmm, you’re starting to scare me a little. So i’m not gonna go back and forth with you anymore. I have many thing i need to accomplish in life. I can’t be getting killed by some loser who wants to wear my skin as a dress. So in order to preserve my future. I will treat you like i treat “the new guy” and ignore you.

  • beiber newz

    what ever will i do? we had such a wonderful friendship. how will i go on?

  • beiber newz

    -__- fuckhead

  • JBaller

    Strange things are afoot on Dime smack this evening. Stranger even than the recent rap battles. I have to admit I actually kind of enjoy reading some fighing words, and when I get tired of it I just skip ahead to some real basketball commentary.

    Anyway, GO KNICKS!

  • JBaller

    @42

    …Sorry, but was bruce supporting or criticizing Bieber by associating him with a terrorist organization made up of a bunch of overwieght Jenny-Craig-eating crackers?

    Thats Bruce right there!

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    Kris Humphries might end up playing hockey for a minor league team in Minnesota. I don’t blame him.

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