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Dime NBA Power Rankings, Vol. II: How Good Is Philadelphia?

20. Cleveland (4-4)
LW: 21, +1
For some reason, everyone wants to get on us for heaping praise on our cover boy, Kyrie Irving. Well, that’s what you get when you have the Cavs chugging along at .500 after beating your biggest competition for best rookie point guard (Ricky Rubio), and scoring 21 on the best team in the West all while averaging 15 points and 5.1 assists a night. At this point, mediocrity in Cleveland (they are average in every sense of the word) is a step up.

19. Memphis (3-5)
LW: 22, +3
No team’s been more disappointing this year than Memphis. Their guys – Mike Conley, Rudy Gay, Zach Randolph – spent all summer reassuring me they weren’t going to let the press get to their heads. Sure enough, they’ve had trouble. Of course, injuries have played a part and at times this year, I haven’t even recognized the Grizz’s lineup. But there’s no way a team with this much talent should be the fourth-worst offensive lineup in the league. That just doesn’t make sense.

18. Minnesota (3-5)
LW: 18, —
So after unleashing Rubio on the United States, the Wolves next move needs to be opening up more minutes for Derrick Williams. He’s playing like twice the player Michael Beasley is (PER – 15.7 to B-Easy’s 7.5), and yet only getting 20 minutes a game. The real person who’s being overlooked right now though is Kevin Love. Yes, we all know dude can hoop. But outside of Dwight Howard, Love is playing like the best big man in the world. 25 and 15 a night with two threes a game even has Love ready to anoint himself.

17. Phoenix (4-4)
LW: 27, +10
They’ve righted the ship after a very shaky start to the season, but I can’t get over how awful this all looks. Steve Nash should never be on a team that is in the bottom third of the NBA in pace. The Suns’ time has passed, and only the continued brilliance of Nash (who had 17 assists by the end of the third quarter yesterday) will keep them close to .500.

16. Dallas (4-5)
LW: 24, +8
The Mavs are taking more shots than Drake is these days. But can you fault anyone for going at them? They’re like a high school senior going through the motions during tryouts. Nothing interests them… they’ll let a young kid score here and there on them… they won’t run hard suicides. I mean, look at their schedule: Even though they’ve started to pick it up and are 4-2 in their last six, they’ve lost this year by 11, 22, 17 and 21.

15. Utah (5-3)
LW: 25, +10
I said their rough early start wouldn’t last, remember? They’ve won four games in a row – all close – and still remain one of the few teams that not only didn’t get blown out by Philly, but who actually beat the 76ers. The Jazz don’t have any stars, but they do have seven guys all averaging at least seven points a night.

14. Boston Celtics (4-4)
LW: 17, +3
How many more beatdowns from good teams will the Green have to take before we all sit down and say “Oh man, the Celtics really aren’t good anymore. Like, they’re not even a threat in the East.” It’s true. Boston’s four wins this year have come against Washington (twice), New Jersey and Detroit. They’ve played Miami and Indiana and gotten blown out both times. They have five good players. That’s it.

13. New York Knicks (4-4)
LW: 14, +1
True story: One of my Knick friends flipped out on me after I didn’t put Iman Shumpert on my Rookie Report of the 10 best rooks in the league right now. At the time, he was still out with an injury. His only game had been a 3-for-13 opening debut against Boston. ‘Tis the life of a Knicks fan: When there’s nothing to really feel excited about, you get to going nuts over role playing rookies as if they’re the future of their position. The Knicks are lucky I’m throwing them on this high: last week alone they lost to the Bobcats and Raptors, and also lost to Golden State in their second game of the year.

12. Orlando Magic (6-3)
LW: 7, -5
Dwight Howard had perhaps the worst game of his career yesterday against Sacramento, not scoring or grabbing a single rebound in the first half of Orlando’s win. But other than that, he’s worked through the trade rumors and been solid, as has the whole team. I just don’t believe in them. They’ve played two games against decent opponents all year. TWO! And they were smashed in both of those, losing to OKC and the Bulls. I’ll be incredibly surprised if this team does anything at all in the postseason.

11. Indiana Pacers (6-2)
LW: 9, -2
I think they’ll put a scare into whomever they play in the first round of the playoffs this year because they have the right mix of solid vets (West, Granger) and young players coming into their own (George, Collison, Hansbrough, Hibbert). Plus, Paul George has been a HUGE boost for my fantasy team so he gets extra points from me. But there’s one thing I can’t get over: In their biggest matchup of the year, Miami ate them and then s— them back out. It was that ugly.

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  • powersurge

    who is Bad Porn? lol

  • north

    Chicago moves up after being absolutely blown out like a JV team against your hated Hawks? Miami is #1, #2 belongs to Portland.

  • Ballin 305

    Corey ‘Bad Porn’ Maggette! My favorite nickname in the game right now. Lol

  • Sean Sweeney

    ^^^ You didn’t see on Friday when the Blazers got rolled on by 25 in Phoenix…

  • Hot Fiyah

    Bad Porn will forever go down as one of the best nicknames ever.

    http://dimemag.com/2008/12/corey-maggette-is-bad-porn/

  • jimmhumm

    Man the bucks are stuggling. I was ready to fear the deer.
    The hawks loss is passible. jj and j-smooth got one on miami too. at the end of the day you gotta bump the bulls. they still playing good.

  • Matt

    Celts were getting blown out by Miami, but only lost by 8 (playing without pierce). no excuses for indiana game though, that was just ugly.

    They will challenge in the east come the playoffs, but until then, the second game of back-to-backs is going to be rough…

  • Celts Fan

    @sean sweeney – I thought that already, but there’s still hope. Let’s start w/ the biggest issues. Most importantly, neither of our starting bigs (KG, JO) can rotate anymore and have NO CHANCE to get up on a 2nd jump to stop 2nd chance pts. They’ve both aged so much since their elite years (JO we all know, but KG’s summer pushed him from “older, but still a legit all star contender” to “wow, let’s hope we can get 20 quality mpg from him and an occasional have a flashback game” like his New Year’s Day throwback vs. Wash. Kills me to say it, cuz I’ve loved KG since he was 18, looooong before the C’s ever swung a deal for him, but he’s a solid starter now, nothing more most nights. While both can protect the rim and rebound, you/the ball must go right at them for it to matter. An athletic guy w/ a good handle can get around them. Oh ya, we also signed Chris Wilcox to be our backup 5, ho hum (could do worse, but he’s as average as it gets for a capable rotation guy, right?) I’ve been terrified of that, but the reasons I’m holding out hope we can round into shape as the year goes on is that we do still have the pieces around them to be an above average defensive team around them and we’ll rebound better… I hope. Also, Brandon Bass, while a turnstyle on-ball, gets a decent amount of rotating blocks

    Also, the fucking Stiemer has been a godsend. I get it, he’s a role player, if things go PERFECTLY for him, he becomes Birdman sans the drugs, but for an old team without any spry bigs, having a guy that can protect the rim consistently and play effective ball at the 5.

    So, the wings. Our starting 3 w/ Pierce out was SASHA PAVLOVIC. I get that he was a starter on the Cavs team that got force-fucked by the Spurs in the Finals in ’07 or ’08, but damn… Avery Bradley, a pick I LOVED last year, is a really good defender, but offensively he’s a goddamn mess, so despite the opportunities early on, it’s clear he’s just not ready yet. Beyond that, our wing depth incl. rookie E’Taun Moore (solid preseason, but not ready) and backup PG Keyon Dooling, who’s actually played well at either guard spot for us. With Mickael Pietrus coming back and playing tmw, we have a guy that can spread the floor, play good D, and play either wing spot. Been a huge fan of what he can do for a team for a while, I think he can save us from Avery Bradley/Sasha minutes, help our D, and more pts. than them.

    This season’s fucked. With the shorter, congested schedule, they haven’t practiced at full strength yet and Pierce just got back a week ago. Give it time. All you wanna do is make the playoffs this year healthy and rested. If we can do that, there’s no reason we can’t make a run, but no, we’re not in a contender by any means at this point. Crazier things have happened in sports than an ubertalented, but old team coming together and getting healthy at the right time and making a run to a ring, but anyone calling us a favorite is crazy. My prediction: 2nd rd. playoff loss.

    I’m realistic, but as I see this chapter closing, I gotta say, you follow sports and root for a team hoping against hope that a period like these last 5 yrs. We went from horrendous to a champion while keeping Pierce. We casually picked up some of my favorite non-Celtics in the league in doing so (always like Ray and KG a lot, but LOVED sheed’s antics on the Pistons, came down on the “dude, if you rat out your boy to the cops, you’re automatically the dickhead” side of the Kobe/Shaq feud, and liked JO’s Pacers when he decided he wanted to end Turtle’s life.) The run’s over after this year, I’m sure (Ray/KG are FAs,) but no fucking complaints. Best 5 years ever…

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