NBA / Jan 11, 2012 / 12:00 pm

Ranking The NBA’s 6 Divisions From Worst To Best

Lou Williams

Lou Williams (photo. RoyalRae Productions)

3. ATLANTIC
The division’s red-headed stepchild, the team no one gave a shot too, even the team I think I watched less than any other over the past few years, is now dominating. For some reason, watching Philly, especially at home, always had me reaching for the clicker. But now that they’re playing lineups like this one (Lou Williams, Evan Turner, Andre Iguodala, Thaddeus Young and Elton Brand), I am finding myself mildly interested.

The Knicks may be struggling right now with just a plus-1.1 point differential and a 5-4 record, but they have the talent to beat anyone, win a division and send perhaps a few players to the Olympics. At least, that’s what Knick fans tell me, in-between calling Iman Shumpert the future, Landry Fields the best defender and Josh Harrellson the strongest player in the league. As for the rest of the division, Toronto and New Jersey look like appetizers for the group’s three playoff-bound teams: They’ll be devoured rather quickly. The Raptors gave their fans some hope to start the season, but they’re only 1-4 against teams at or above .500, and they were just blown out by Washington last night.

2. SOUTHEAST
You know what you’re getting from Miami (a chip), from Atlanta (a disappointing playoff exit) and even Orlando (Dwight Howard going crazy at some point when he realizes Ryan Anderson is his second-best player). You also know Charlotte will struggle to win even 20 games and that Washington might be the worst team in the whole league.

But if we put together a starting five from this division, is anyone touching them? Let’s see:

I’d roll out a group from here with LeBron and D-Wade in the backcourt, with Josh Smith and Al Horford manning the forward spots. The middle would belong to Dwight Howard. Who’s stopping that lineup? If you want to get technical, move James down to the three and put John Wall in at point with instructions to do nothing but run. Could any other division beat them?

Atlantic: Rondo, Pierce, Anthony, Stoudemire and Garnett
Central: Rose, Jackson, Deng, West and Bogut
Northwest: Westbrook, Harden, Durant, Aldridge and Love
Pacific: Paul, Nash, Bryant, Griffin and Bynum
Southwest: Lowry, Ginobili, Gay, Nowitzki and Gasol

I’m taking the Southeast every time.

1. NORTHWEST
They have probably the two best teams in the West in Portland and Oklahoma City, who are a combined 16-4. Denver has the perfect recipe for success this year: a water bug point guard who never stops, a rotation that can go 11 or 12 deep playing in an environment that brings nearly every visitor to their knees, and a schedule that can be as murderous at times as that crazy dude from No Country For Old Men.

With Utah playing surprisingly well – they’ve won five straight, are sitting at 6-3 and no one even cares that the Monstars stole Devin Harris’ talent because their frontcourt is so deadly – there’s a chance four of the teams from this division make the playoffs. Minnesota won’t, but they’re probably the most exciting 3-7 team I’ve ever seen. Already this year, they’ve lost to OKC by only four, Miami by two, beaten Dallas and San Antonio on back-to-back nights and played Chicago tough. Once Ricky Rubio and Kevin Love get a season together, look out.

What do you think? Did I get it right?

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  • Banny

    Will Bynum….. the black hole?

    Please watch Pistons games before saying something like this. Bynum isn’t worth a watch.

  • Sean Sweeney

    Someone who doesn’t like Will Bynum? I’m out

  • http://www.dimemag.com Aron Phillips

    “A couple of Twizzlers.” Amazing.

  • LeRoy Green

    Southwest division the worst???

    smh c’mon man.

    Last year the Spurs had the best record after the bulls…who won ONE more game.

    Mavs were the champs.

    Grizzlies were 2 games away from the conference finals and barely got outlasted by OKC.

    I know these 3 teams haven’t had the best start this year but its MUCH too early to call it the worst division in the NBA. You over reacting to 3 weeks of bad basketball with guys who are out of shape and still gettin accustomed to the new members of the team.

    SLOW DOWN MONEY

  • Matt

    @ LeRoy;

    With that being said, the Southwest does truly look bad. Memphis lost a cornerstone of their foundation for most of the season when they lost Z-Bo, Manu is gone for two months for the Spurs, NOLA is two years or so away from winning in the playoffs and needs a superstar, Dirk is old, Kidd is older, and they’ve won a title, so naturally they are a little more complacent this year.

    My only argument for this ranking is that the Northwest should be #2, and the Southeast #1; I say this because Utah is nowhere near as good as their record indicates, and they will crash down to earth eventually, but otherwise, there will be 3 playoff teams from the NW Division, and depending on Howard’s trade situation, 3 playoff teams from the SE Division.

  • BuzzerBeater

    Wow, southwest the worst division? This is boggles my mind. Just look at how the Grizzlies schedule has been, games are played against mostly division leaders while Gay is still getting used to be back. Dallas is still tryin to figure out playing together. This list sucks.

  • BuzzerBeater

    IMO Atlantic is probably by far the weakest. Philadelphia just been on a roll with easier opponents, watch for them to slow down to .500. Boston is the only team in that division that has a chance of passing first round.

  • QQ

    SKEET!

    That is all :)

  • lester

    Awful Ranking. Southwest the worst? They have one awful team (New Orleans).

    Compared to Southeast (Washington, Charlotte),
    Atlantic (Toronto, New Jersey),
    Central (Detroit, Milwaukee, Cleveland) and
    Pacific (Sacto, Phoenix, Golden State)

    thats much less scrubs.

  • cdubb

    That list sucks. I’d take the Southwest every time over the Atlantic division. You can’t really make an argument for all this, after merely a handful of games played. Slow your roll son. Let’s talk about this come Allstar Weekend.

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