Smack / Feb 20, 2012 / 2:21 am

Linsanity Overwhelms The Defending NBA Champions; Durant Drops 51 On Denver

Jeremy Lin

So many story lines to watch during Sunday’s Mavs/Knicks national TV matchup: Carmelo Anthony’s anticipated return ultimately being postponed another day; the Phoenix glory days reunion with Amar’e Stoudemire, Mike D’Antoni and Shawn Marion; Dirk Nowitzki’s chance to prove he really does deserve an All-Star berth; Jason Kidd and Vince Carter playing on the Madison Square Garden court for perhaps the final time in their respective careers; Tyson Chandler seeing his former Dallas teammates for the first time since they won a championship together; NYC native Lamar Odom playing in front of his hometown crowd; and newly-signed J.R. Smith playing his first game as a Knick … Oh yeah, and there was something about this new point guard on the Knicks who’s been playing pretty well lately. Pretty much everything the Knicks did, Mike Tirico and Hubie Brown managed to link back to Jeremy Lin. During the second quarter, we swear we heard Bald-Head Mike credit Lin for New York’s 1970 NBA championship and for designing J.R. Smith’s last four tattoos. Hubie was ready to make Lin the poster child for his campaign that the NBA start recording hockey assists (the pass leading to the pass leading to the bucket). And in the studio, Magic Johnson made it his mission to put his personal stamp of approval on Lin as a legit player. Of course Lin also had the sit-down interview halftime feature where Rachel Nichols tried to make him cry, and the ABC cameras were so trained on Lin that they forgot to give Dallas’ owner, Odom’s wife and Spike Lee their usual allotment of camera time … The Knicks broke away with a 17-0 run in the first quarter, leading by a dozen at the end of the frame after Lin (28 pts, 14 asts, 5 stls, 7 TOs) beat the buzzer with a floater over Dirk. Smith (15 pts) came off the bench and hit three triples during the run, including a step-back in the corner with the shot clock winding down … The Mavs cut the lead to three by halftime, then came out in the third quarter playing like you’d expect the defending NBA champs to play. Dirk started the run with a fadeaway, then baited Amar’e into a four-point play. Vince knocked down a three, J-Kidd made a pull-up, and Marion hit a runner as the Mavs started to find more holes in New York’s defense than the Brooklyn Brawler’s t-shirt … Dallas was threatening to make it a blowout before J-Lin got consecutive and-ones off the drive to bring NY back to life, then ended the third quarter with a backcourt steal and dunk. Steve Novak took over for a spell early in the fourth as the game officially reached “playoff atmosphere,” netting 14 points and four threes in what felt like maybe a minute. Lin stuck two more pull-up threes – one in front of Dirk and another in front of Marion – and New York found itself up by five with 30 seconds left. Dallas’ last good possession resulted in Lin stripping Dirk (34 pts, 11-20 FG) and during an awkward pause where everybody was waiting for a foul to be called, Chandler (14 pts, 10 rebs, 3 blks) ended up all alone for a breakaway dunk that was the dagger …
Spike Lee is apparently over his Landry Fields crush – he’s now wearing a Harvard No. 4 jersey on the sidelines. Do you think Spike broke the news to Landry via text, or did Landry arrive for shootaround with Joey Greco and a camera crew at his side? Not that Spike has ever been a front-runner or anything, though. (This is the part when you cough and say “Kobe Doin’ Work”) … You know a basketball team is on fire when they start games in the kind of rhythm that would have you believe it’s already the second half. The Heat hit the ground running – when they weren’t flying – against Orlando yesterday and never looked back. Dwyane Wade (27 pts, 6 rebs, 3 blks) made the game’s first bucket on the kind of turnaround fadeaway that normal people don’t even attempt until they’ve at least run up and down the court a few times, then Wade hit an even tougher turnaround from the corner a few minutes later. Flash added a half-court alley-oop dunk (courtesy LeBron) and a Jordan-esque up-and-under on his way to 19 first-half points … LeBron (25 pts, 11 rebs, 8 asts) gave the Heat a 20-point lead with three minutes left in the game on a breakaway pump-handle slam that just further teased everybody who wants to see a real superstar in the All-Star Weekend dunk contest, then he and the starters called it a day … Keep reading to hear about the stat stuffers in OKC …

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  • sh!tfaced

    let’s go smack…. come on… i’m foaming at the mouth here… lol

  • sh!tfaced

    that’s what melo gets doing a pussy move… deciding to comeback vs the nets and sit it out on the mavs, like f & f said… can’t wait for tomorrow’s paper…

    beibitch… make that hoe wear a melo jersey

  • sh!tfaced

    oh wait? you have an electronic slapper or something? do you do it on your wheelchair or do you just lie down and let her work?

  • http://datpiff.com beiber newz

    hehe. shitinface, did my words really stick with you on your mind like that? i must really be the guy that guys want to see suffer. well, book it, the nets won the championship tonite. all other teams can go home. the season is over, melo lost in his 1st game off an injury, the nets killed the knicks season. lol

    and big island, in all honesty, you had me cracking up throughout your post, i hate to admit it..but it cheered me up a notch after this loss. you know the times when u mad, and you don’t want ppl making u laff? that’s what was happenin as i was reading your comment.

  • http://datpiff.com beiber newz

    and when i look at it, i truthfully think it’s actually a great thing the knicks lost this game.

    after lin’s first loss, ppl wanted to cave in on lin and start their shit talk, i feel like i killed it a bit by saying i culdnt see the rest of the truth come out.

    now, after this loss, i reeaaally wanna see what guys have to say. i want guys who hate to say evrrything they can about the loss, about melo. etc. i want all of it to come out in smack. that way the truth is out, all the shit ppl were holding in, now is their chance to say it.

    when i see all, it’ll be there for all time. and there will be a time when i can look back at that page to see how accurate guys were, how right, and how wrong. i want guys to say the truth on their minds so that a month from now, i can pull it out in a future smack, and say “remember when you said this so n so? ”

    the nex smack should be awesome. for me at least…….yall know how i do with memory.

  • http://datpiff.com beiber newz

    also, i like how ppl say they are foaming at the mouth, but had the knicks won, they’d pretend like it didn’t matter to them. the new knicks era with melo has begun, and the shit talk will be reinvented for the 2nd half of the season. shud b fun.

  • http://www.bettlejuiceXs3.com Chicagorilla

    @Fnf, Big Is, and Sh!tfaced

    I’m over here laughing so hard i had to explain myself to the family because of those comments.

    Too bad the Bulls didn’t lose or look really bad with Rose coming back. Then BNews would be able to use that as a measuring stick. Instead Rose came back, dropped 20+pts, and they blew out one of the better teams in the east. hahaha. Rose did look kinda rusty though when it came to his dribbling, passing, and bball IQ.

  • http://datpiff.com beiber newz

    hehe…i think he’s the only one who cares bout the bulls. farthest team from my mind, only reason i think of the bulls is cuz rose is on my fantasy team. i thought he forgot i existed though. hm. guess there is a temporary cease on that cuz the knicks lose a game. interesting. lol.

  • http://www.bettlejuiceXs3.com Chicagorilla

    @my last post (#107)

    So Im watching the game on DvR. At the time the Bulls were up by 20pts. Now the lead has shrunk to 10pts. So i had to double back and make sure we even won the game in the first place or that last post would make me look like….well a Republican candidate. a.k.a. and idiot.

    Turns out we won by 11pts. Not quite a blow out but good enough.

  • http://www.bettlejuiceXs3.com Chicagorilla

    @BNews,

    Cocaine is a helluva drug…

  • http://datpiff.com beiber newz

    you know, it’d be interesting to see guys try to connect the loss solely to carmelo. i forgot to mention that. even though far more things went into that loss, i want to see the creativity of the haters. lol

  • EN FUEGO

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Look out! Somebody’s gonna get raped tonight… Bloody and brutal, I hope.
    Better say your prayers and do more than your usual Meth.

    This gangbang is happening and it’s no holes barred.

    Remember my last post, my schizophrenic friend?
    “if (melo) blows it, nothing wont matter for u. ever. your street cred will be lower than the real justin bieber.”

    You’ll be known as “Hasselhoff Newz” by the time your done.

  • EN FUEGO

    Connect the loss to Melo? That’s it?

    THEY F*CKIN’ LOST TO THE GODDAMN NETS!!!

    And it wasn’t even close.

    - The Knicks beat the NBA Champs without Melo and lost to the Nets WITH Melo.

    - They were at home, so unless they all slept on a couch last night, the back-to-back don’t count.

    - Plus, the Nets were also coming off a back-to-back.

    No need to be creative. Those are the facts. And they are at your face together with all that cum.

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