Pacers wing Lance Stephenson is averaging career highs in points, rebounds, assists and minutes per game, and the Pacers have the best record in the league at 30-7. It makes sense he would be in discussion, and like a lot of players — specifically Kevin Love and DeMarcus Cousins — there’s a campaign to get him into the yearly game. Except Stephenson’s unique game gets the perfect pitchman in “Sir-Lance-Alot.”
Sir-Lance-Alot sounds and looks a lot like Lance Stephenson. He even uses Brooklyn similes to describe Stephenson’s game: “he goes left, he goes right like the Q Train to Coney Island.” But Sir-Lance-Alot has longer hair and prefers suspenders and a smile to Stephnson’s baggy shorts and a grimace.
Vote for Lance Stephenson when you cast your All-Star game ballot. It might be the only chance to see Sir-Lance-Alot again.
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