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Smack / May 1, 2008 / 12:50 am

Round 5, Fight!

Caron Butler
While Soulja Boy was locked in a room somewhere working on that response diss to Hova and LeBron (because only so many things rhyme with “Youuuuuuuuuu!”), his man DeShawn Stevenson helped extend the Cavs/Wizards series and, of course, extend the NBA’s dumbest feud at the same time … In the first quarter of yesterday’s […]

General / Apr 28, 2008 / 11:05 am

Jay-Z’s DeShawn Diss Song

We found Jay-Z’s DeShawn Stevenson diss track, “Blow the Whistle,” over at YouBeenBlinded. (WARNING: Language)
Check it out and let us know what you think

Smack / Apr 25, 2008 / 4:45 am

Upset Thursday

Photo. Marc Morrison
Anyone who’s actually watched the Rockets/Jazz series (not just the highlights) can tell you this much: Tracy McGrady didn’t play any differently in last night’s Game 3 win than he did in the previous two losses. But because he knocked down some shots in the fourth quarter and found a way to shake […]

Smack / Apr 22, 2008 / 12:01 am

‘Till We Collapse

Gilbert Arenas (photo. David Deal)
You saw it coming. After getting out-bullied when they tried to be bullies in Game 1, then getting blown out last night and staring an 0-2 series deficit right in the face, the Wizards began falling apart. Leading the charge, naturally, was DeShawn Stevenson. With his team trailing by 19 in […]

Hoopla / Apr 15, 2008 / 10:49 am

“Accessory Man”

Where do we even start with the latest from DeShawn Stevenson? From the guy who, this year alone, has brought us beard-growing contests, back/jersey tattoos, a severe Capri Sun addiction, and the revelation that LeBron is overrated, the D.C. Sports Bog delivers the latest: “Accessory Man.”
Apparently Accessory Man comes to practice every day dressed as […]

Smack / Apr 1, 2008 / 2:05 am

Gangsta Music

Photo. Chenoa Maxwell
Other than Shaq dominating Marcus Camby on the game’s first few possessions — or as Suns announcer Eddie Johnson called it, “gangsta’ing” Marcus Camby — Phoenix couldn’t get anything going against the Nuggets in the first quarter last night. Guys were forcing too many bad shots on offense and giving up too many […]

Smack / Mar 31, 2008 / 4:18 am

Playing Up

Kobe (photo. Chris Sembrot)
Most of the time, DeShawn Stevenson is just “a guy” on an NBA court: decent defender, decent shooter, gets buckets sometimes. If he didn’t have all the tats and the Che Guevara beard, he’d be Devin Brown with more hops. But the line DeShawn up against either one of the two best […]

Smack / Feb 26, 2008 / 5:14 am

Excellence of Execution

“Have your ball back, Chauncey.” (Photo. Gary Land)
Early on it looked like the Pistons were going to make life miserable for the Nuggets: It seemed every Detroit bucket in the first quarter was a layup or a wide-open jumper, and every play Chauncey Billups called was executed to perfection. But some 1-on-1 play by A.I. […]

Hoopla / Feb 4, 2008 / 8:00 am

Hoop Links, 2/4

* Rasheed Wallace is one of the most versatile players in the League - the only problem is getting him to move from the three-point line down to the block. “Well, we’ll see if he can get his (butt) in there,” Flip Saunders said. “That’s our game plan every time; it’s just a matter of […]

Hoopla / Jan 31, 2008 / 8:00 am

Hoop Links, 1/31

* LeBron was simply incredible within the last three minutes last night, single-handedly bull-rushing the Cavs back from a 14-point deficit to beat Portland 84-83 at home. ‘’I do what I do,’’ James said. ‘’I prepare myself to be the best player on the floor every night no matter what building I’m in. My teammates […]

Hoopla / Jan 25, 2008 / 8:00 am

Hoop Links, 1/25

* Uh oh, the Clipper chaos is not calming down. Mike Dunleavy, Sr. says that Clippers President Andy Roeser told him to tell the media that he and owner Donald Sterling spoke and settled their differences, even though they didn’t. Rehashing Roeser’s orders, Dunleavy said, “‘You can say you talked to him because he got […]

Hoopla / Jan 15, 2008 / 11:36 am

DeShawn’s Secret Weapon

A while back, we linked to a story about how Caron Butler had kicked his habit of drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew before and during halftime of games.
Now, we’re learning from the DC Sports Bog that DeShawn Stevenson drinks “up to 12 pouches of Capri Sun every day.”

Smack / Dec 14, 2007 / 7:31 am

A Welcome Break

New American pastime?
Apparently there were other sports-related things on TV yesterday besides You-Know-What. Heat/Wizards was supposed to be a chance for D-Wade and Shaq to officially get back on track: national TV audience, playing at home, riding a two-game win streak, coming off an impressive W at Phoenix, and facing a Gilbert-less Washington squad. So […]

Smack / Oct 15, 2007 / 8:41 am

Trading Spaces

J.R. Smith (Photo. Stephen Hill)
Your J.R. Smith Trade Watch update: With ‘Melo, Iverson, Nene and K-Mart among those sitting out for a short-handed Denver squad in last night’s game against Detroit, J.R. got about 25 minutes of burn with which to help or hurt his trade value. (The illustrious trio of Von Wafer, Anthony Roberson […]

Smack / Aug 21, 2007 / 2:24 am

More Vegas, Baby

Phase 1 of the plan…
It seems the entire NBA has relocated to Vegas these days. Of course you’ve got the Team USA training camp leading into the FIBA Americas tourney this week. And just a few days ago, some of the Dime crew was in Vegas for the Jordan Brand ad shoot, where we hung […]

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