TAG: Ian Mahinmi

Smack / Jan 11, 2012 / 1:44 am

Portland Beasts The Clippers; Kobe Bryant Drops 48 Points

Raymond Felton

Raymond Felton (photo. Chad Griffith)

Say hello to the bad guy. We have a new beast in the West. In probably the most physical game of the NBA season so far, the Blazers showed why everyone is so frightened of playing them up in the Northwest by punking the Clippers and Blake Griffin, 105-97. With the NBA’s newest A-List team threatening them over and over, Portland answered every call. Between Gerald Wallace, LaMarcus Aldridge and Marcus Camby, they did work on Griffin, holding him to the most up-and-down 18 and 12 night you’ll ever see. Read More »

Fantasy Doctor, NBA / Sep 22, 2011 / 11:00 am

NBA Fantasy Team Analysis: The Dallas Mavericks

Dirk Nowitzki

Dirk Nowitzki (photo. Nike Basketball)

The first task for fantasy owners looking at the Dallas Mavericks is to take extra care to separate reality from fantasy. Yes, the Mavs were the underdogs-turned-NBA-champions in June, but that means absolutely nothing for fantasy basketball purposes. Assuming the team can reassemble itself into something resembling the 2010-11 champs, the Mavs will have one first-round stud and a handful of other usable parts, many of whom will be well into their 30s when the next season starts. Get those coughs out of your system and read on to see what the Mavericks can offer to fantasy owners next season. Read More »

Smack / Jul 6, 2011 / 12:00 am

Some Think Kobe Is Cockier Than LeBron; And Dale Ellis Thinks He’s The Best Shooter Of All-Time

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant (photo. Chris Sembrot)

Contrary to public opinion, Kobe‘s still the same. He never changed, never mellowed or dried himself up. He’s still arrogant, cocky, believing he can’t be stopped, won’t ever be made mortal. Somewhere along the way, LeBron took his place as the most hated in the game…expected actually, because every great player has to go through this. It all peaked last summer. Read More »

NBA / Jun 13, 2011 / 11:30 am

Charlie Sheen’s Winners & Losers From Game 6

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

The Mavs may be the big winners and the Heat the big losers, but it’s the little things that count. For the last time of the 2011-12 season, here are your Game 6 winners and losers. Read More »

NBA, Twitter / Jun 13, 2011 / 11:00 am

Tweets From Last Night: Game 6

Chris Bosh

Chris Bosh (photo. Nike Basketball)

When it was all said and done, the Dallas Mavericks grew while the Miami Heat wilted, going from underdog to favorite led by a cold-blooded monster in Dirk Nowitzki. The Mavs beat the Heat in six games because as a team filled with players abandoned and lost in the seas of NBA roster movement, one thing became clear: all of them were hungry.

But of course, blame will fall on Miami’s preseason introduction ceremony of LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade, and mostly on King James himself. Yet, it isn’t that simple. Miami had one season of cohesion to Dallas’ years of scarring playoff losses on Nowitzki’s mind. Read More »

NBA / Jun 10, 2011 / 12:00 pm

Charlie Sheen’s Winners & Losers From Game 5

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

I watched Game 5 in a bar full of my anti-Heat friends. When Jason Terry sank that off-balanced, are-you-kidding-me three, a “U-S-A!” chant broke out first amongst my friends, then throughout the entire bar. When I asked why that started, I was told that what Miami did this offseason was “un-American.” So congratulations, Dallas, for winning America’s heart. Now to the rest of the winners and losers. Read More »

Smack / Jun 10, 2011 / 1:40 am

Dallas Pushes Miami To The Brink

Dirk Nowitzki

Dirk Nowitzki (photo. Nike Basketball)

Late last Thursday, at around the five-minute mark of Game 2, who would’ve ever believed we’d be coming back to Miami for Game 6 with Dallas just one win away from a championship? This was Miami’s ring. It was right there in front of them. Now, after blowing two games, the Heat are going home with their toes peering out over the edge, down 3-2 after losing Game 5 112-103. Read More »

NBA / Jun 6, 2011 / 11:30 am

Charlie Sheen’s Winners & Losers From Game 3

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Before I unveil Game 3′s winners and losers, let’s get one thing straight: the Miami defense, and not Dwyane Wade, closed out that game. Sure, D-Wade knocked down some jump shots, but that’s exactly the point. He took jumpers. For those of you keeping score at home, LeBron went the same route in Game 2, except he missed. So Erik Spoelstra and Dwyane Wade, you are this week’s first official losers. You got lucky this time, but history has proven that end-of-the-shot-clock heaves are not the answer. Read More »

NBA, Twitter / Jun 6, 2011 / 11:00 am

Tweets From Last Night: Game 3

LeBron James

LeBron James (photo. Nike Basketball)

Game 3 of the NBA Finals was pretty much an attempt by the basketball gods to screw with us onlookers. We had finally decided that the Miami Heat were LeBron James‘ team, Chris Bosh was weak sauce and Dirk Nowitzki had more clutch in him than Jeff Gordon‘s NASCAR car. But that all was a cruel trick.

As it turned out, Bosh hits the game winner, and though LeBron made the pretty set-up pass, King James took a lot of flak from the media afterward. Dallas had a good shot to tie it and send the game into overtime, but Nowitzki shot it long and that was that. Read More »

NBA, Video / Jun 6, 2011 / 10:00 am

LeBron James To Ian Mahinmi: “Excusez-Moi Monsieur”

I’m not sure if LeBron James actually speaks French, but if he does, I’m sure this is what he said to Ian Mahinmi while dunking over him last night. Check after the jump for the NBA’s Phantom view of the dunk as well.

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