TAG: White Men Can’t Jump

Dime 1-on-1 NBA Tournament, Latest News / Sep 21, 2011 / 11:30 am

Dime’s Ultimate Movie Baller Is… Jesus Shuttlesworth

Jesus Shuttlesworth

Ohhhh Jesus I love you!”

“I love you!”

Jesus, I need some money…”

No matter where he went on Coney Island, they came around. People always wanted something. Even in his moment to relax, trophy and check in hand, the sweat running off his fingers and dampening the paper, they mixed in with the crowd. Everywhere he looked, he could point them out: always reaching out trying to touch him… always with a fake look of despair on their faces. Read More »

Dime 1-on-1 NBA Tournament, Latest News / Sep 19, 2011 / 11:00 am

Dime’s Ultimate Movie Baller Championship: Jesus Shuttlesworth vs. Billy Hoyle

Jesus Shuttlesworth

(4) Jesus Shuttlesworth, He Got Game vs. (15) Billy Hoyle, White Men Can’t Jump

THE RULES

“Is your son Jesus Shuttlesworth?”

“That’s right…”

“Is your son considered the No. 1 college prospect in these United States of America?”

He couldn’t read the man’s face. It was too dark for that, the moon blocked out by buildings. 3:31 a.m. A mild night, with a slight breeze hitting his back, and yet he felt nothing mild about this pitch. He wasn’t sure why this man had cornered him, didn’t know at all what he wanted and yet here they were talking. Read More »

Dime 1-on-1 NBA Tournament / Sep 16, 2011 / 1:00 pm

Dime’s Ultimate Movie Baller: Butch McRae vs. Billy Hoyle

Butch McRae

(6) Butch McRae, Blue Chips vs. (15) Billy Hoyle, White Men Can’t Jump

THE RULES

“Dirty looks. That’s all I get,” Billy Hoyle messed with his hat. “Dirty. Dirty. All over.” The crowd was gathered around and were passing him stares that could cut right through his sternum. Hoyle moved his head from side to side, searching for one friendly face. Anyone. All he got back was the same thing: squinting eyes, closed lips and jagged brows. Read More »

Dime 1-on-1 NBA Tournament / Sep 14, 2011 / 1:00 pm

Dime’s Ultimate Movie Baller: Kyle Lee Watson vs. Billy Hoyle

Kyle Lee Watson

(10) Kyle Lee Watson, Above The Rim vs. (15) Billy Hoyle, White Men Can’t Jump

THE RULES

Everything had been fine until this guy showed up. Kyle Lee Watson thought he might with this tournament being back home and all. Georgetown had been great to him his freshman year, whether he played great or not, but still there were people back home who wanted to see him fail. They wanted to see him lose. Haters gonna hate. Always. Read More »

Dime 1-on-1 NBA Tournament / Sep 12, 2011 / 1:00 pm

Dime’s Ultimate Movie Baller: Moses Guthrie vs. Billy Hoyle

Billy Hoyle

(2) Moses Guthrie, The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh vs. (15) Billy Hoyle, White Men Can’t Jump

THE RULES

For some reason, the scent of salt is identifiable even though we aren’t near the ocean. The court is full with everyone crowded around one basket.

“Ah, f— you, your mother’s an astronaut,” Moses Guthrie spits out. Yes, Moses said that, the man too cool for his own good, the player who’s never once lost his head in an ABA game. Is it happening here? Is he getting played by a 5-9 dude with a goofy smile, some grey baggy socks, a parental advisory shirt and one of the dirtiest hats on you’ve ever seen? Read More »

Playground / Jul 23, 2009 / 1:42 pm

Scenes From White Men Can’t Jump, Part 3

White Men Can’t Jump

Although people have been playing basketball at Venice Beach for years, there really was nothing like it when White Men Can’t Jump 2-on-2 Tournament took over the courts. If you were there and played, check out the pics on BallersNetwork.com.

Playground / Jul 22, 2009 / 7:45 pm

Scenes From White Men Can’t Jump, Part 2

White Men Can’t Jump

Although people have been playing basketball at Venice Beach for years, there really was nothing like it when White Men Can’t Jump 2-on-2 Tournament took over the courts. If you were there and played, check out the pics on BallersNetwork.com as we roll them out in three installments today.

Playground / Jul 22, 2009 / 1:23 pm

Scenes From White Men Can’t Jump, Part 1

White Men Can’t Jump

Although people have been playing basketball at Venice Beach for years, there really was nothing like it when White Men Can’t Jump 2-on-2 Tournament took over the courts. If you were there and played, check out the pics on BallersNetwork.com as we roll them out in three installments today.

Playground / Jul 13, 2009 / 6:45 pm

These Two Could Beat Wesley & Woody

White Men Can't Jump

If there was ever going to be a White Men Can’t Jump 2, it would have been filmed this past weekend at the courts in Venice Beach. In honor of the iconic film, Nike Basketball hosted a 2-on-2 basketball tournament at the legendary playground courts that brought out 64 of the best teams Southern California has to offer. Read More »

Latest News, Playground / Jul 8, 2009 / 6:00 pm

Where I’m Going To Be On Saturday

Venice Beach

As I conclude my work day in NYC, I take off for an early flight tomorrow morning to head out to Los Angeles. The last time I was there I was hanging out with Kobe, but this time it will be The King and Duck. Read More »

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